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Wow pretty cool he’s coming to Atlanta w the kni- is that a fuckign Mario sunshine hoodie

This shit is all-time comedy gold to me. I will RT this every year on this day.

Pretty crazy draft night. Didn’t see this coming, thank you.

Dave Grohl has shared the secret to having no vocal cord issues: beer, whiskey, Advil, more whiskey, more beer. "Maybe eight years ago, I had to go get my vocal cords checked out and I'd never done that. And the [doctor] sticks the camera down into my throat. And he looks at my vocal cords and he goes, 'Wow, they look great." And I said, 'You're kidding.' He said, "No, they look amazing. Do you do vocal warm-ups?" I said, 'No, I don't.' And he goes, 'OK, do you do like vocal cooldowns after a show?' I said, 'No.' And he said, 'Well, what do you do before a gig?' I said, 'Honestly? An hour before the show, I'll open a beer and I'll start drinking the beer. I might take an Advil because my knees hurt, my ankles hurt — whatever I'm old. Then I'll have a shot of whiskey. And then once the beer is done, I'll open another beer. Then we'll maybe have a group shot of whiskey, which we call 'band prayer.' Then someone will say '15 minutes' and I open one more beer and have one more shot and then hit the stage.' And my doctor said, 'Just don't change what you're doing. It's working.' And I was like, 'OK, great.'" (via Dish Podcast) 📸: Kevin Mazur/WireImage

“Are you on something” yeah the spectrum

please don’t smoke your strawberry ice vape around my baby. he does not like that flavor

i hope this email kills us both instantly

After Sydney Crosby took an embellishment penalty. His first in his career. You gotta love the people looking up at the screen and seeing the embellishment, and then the woman’s expression to Crosby and Crosby’s expression back. This is Class stuff.

Now this is a crazy way to start my Monday. My boss is in his 80s, knows nothing about cards, just knows I’m into Pokemon cards and he left this on my chair for me to see today.

i hate cutting oranges at a bar bc it only gets used once, in a blue moon

@Elite_4_J Wooper

name a pokemon without the letter A

@aaronpauley @Jamieselsewhere I think it's only right, since we never got the anniversary tour. GET IN THAT BOOTH BOYS! 😎🤘

Should we do it? @Jamieselsewhere

commuting an hour to work just to use a laptop that was already at home

As long as I don’t allow myself to form any thoughts I’m pretty much normal

That time James Avery from Fresh Prince crashed the Family Matters set in the middle of a taping 😂 Reginald VelJohnson's reaction is priceless

actually all of my systems are nervous

your honor, you know how I get.

Just remember. No one can prove you weren't a regional manager of Sears, RadioShack or Blockbuster

Ice Cube and Chris Tucker's sons O’Shea Jackson Jr. and Destin Tucker create the iconic scene from ‘FRIDAY’.