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Big Head Hockey
Big Head Hockey@bigheadhcky·
The Vancouver Canucks draft lottery luck since they were last competitive: 2014 | 6.2% chance to climb - lost, picked #6 2016 | 48.4% chance to climb - lost, picked #5 2017 | 69.3% chance to climb - lost, picked #5 2018 | 39.6% chance to climb - lost, picked #7 2019 | 64.8% chance to climb - lost, picked #10 2021 | 11.1% chance to climb - lost, picked #9 2022 | 1.1% chance to climb - lost, picked #15 2023 | 6.3% chance to climb - lost, picked #11 2025 | 1.1% chance to climb - lost, picked #15 2026 | 44.3% chance to win - lost, picked #3 That's a 98.57% chance that they would have won at least one time across the 10 lotteries.
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Holden Culotta
Holden Culotta@Holden_Culotta·
Tim Dillon: “The government has become 24-hour reality TV.” “It’s a game show called: try to not go insane, we dare you.” “You have less money than you did the year before.” “Your kids have bleaker prospects than they did two years ago.” “You’ll have less money and less job security than you do two years from now.” “You’re not gonna be able to help your kids buy a house.” “You’ve lost healthcare.” “All of this is happening at once, and your job is to try to not go insane.” “All of these news stories just float in and out.” “Assassination attempt one and two, no one understood, they’re done.” “Epstein’s done.” “Hypersonic Dark Eagle missiles going to Iran.” “Demons in the Earth.” “Gas is going up.” “Everything just moves on.” “In a couple of weeks, they’re just gonna go: yeah, there’s aliens.” “There’s no focus. There’s no attention span.” “And you’re supposed to sit there, and you passively watch it.” “Try not to lose your mind, we dare you.” @TimJDillon
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Dan Cleary🛸
Dan Cleary🛸@DanCleary79·
Tim Dillon is quickly reaching George Carlin territory.
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CanucksArmy
CanucksArmy@CanucksArmy·
One of the great Sedin shifts of all time 🤩 (🎥: CanucksVid | YouTube)
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Chris Conte
Chris Conte@ChrisConte79·
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Anduril Appreciator
Anduril Appreciator@A1Anduril·
Billionaire Anduril Founder @PalmerLuckey on Why He Only Flies Coach: “I don’t fly private and I do fly coach.” “[Anduril] only covers coach travel for employees… because we have so much travel at the company.” “If I’m going to ask my employees to do it, I need to do it too. Even when it’s my own money… otherwise I would literally be out of touch.” “I love the back of the plane, on the window. Nobody bothers you… you can let everybody get off the plane before you do.” “My grandpa was a pilot for United Airlines for over 40 years… I grew up around commercial airlines. To me there is a certain romanticism to mass-market air travel.” “And America did it. We figured out how to make it economically viable, and we build everyone else’s airplanes.”
Palmer Luckey@PalmerLuckey

@thesamparr I only fly coach.

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The HockeySport Podcast
The HockeySport Podcast@HockeySportPod·
Okay @Canucks, it's time to finally be honest. What the fuck happened that got J.T. Miller a 10 game leave from the team? Everything has gone to shit since then and Miller, Tocchet and Hughes are all gone. WE WANT ANSWERS.
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Shenanigans@J_shenanigans·
@GradySas Win lottery - draft mckenna - 2 c solved. Maybe we have a couple other 1st rounders from blowing out the Sherwoods of the team (maybe) - cut lankinens lower body off and attach it to demko - quinn has got to like this.
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Grady Sas
Grady Sas@GradySas·
Is there a world where the #Canucks punt on the season, trade UFAs to bring in assets, land a lottery draft pick and somehow convince Hughes that they have a long-term plan to turn this around? It’s probably pretty slim, but it’s not entirely out of the realm of possibility.
Sportsnet 650@Sportsnet650

🗣️"The people closest to him that know him best say he's 100% committed to the #Canucks, and doesn't plan on going anywhere." ▶️ Mike & Jason chat with Frank Seravalli about what he's heard regarding Quinn Hughes' future in Vancouver. Podcast ➡️ sprtsnt.ca/3TQMxKh

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NewsForce
NewsForce@Newsforce·
Tim Dillon is hilarious! 😆
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Thomas Drance
Thomas Drance@ThomasDrance·
Should the #Canucks trade draft picks for Brad Lambert? Sven Baertschi? Adam Clenndenning? Emerson Etem? Andrei Pedan? Markus Granlund? Linden Vey? Philip Larsen? Matthew Highmore? Travis Dermott? Ethan Bear? Jason Studnicka? Vitali Kravtsov? Lukas Reichel?
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Lids
Lids@lids·
IT'S ALL CAPS DAY! IF YOU REPLY TO THIS IN ALL CAPS, WE MIGHT JUST SEND YOU A FREE HAT!
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Kevin Nealon
Kevin Nealon@kevin_nealon·
It's either Jays or Dodgers at this point
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World News X
World News X@WorldNews_X_·
🚨 3I ATLAS UPDATE ENHANCED PHOTO RELEASED 😱🛸
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