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Everybody smokes.

Waterpark Capital of the world.

Turned 30 on the 30th coincidentally. I’m feeling like an ESPN documentary.

The fact the odds of walking up to a random guy, and that dude have a gambling account is -110 is one of the funniest things about the simulation

Ol’ Red was heading north to Tennessee and I was headin’ south.

the game has changed and it's so much better for kyle's health

I’m convinced a dog’s favorite part of treats is using the sniffer for the crumbs that fall as a bonus treat.

Is this a James Bond movie?

Just a reminder that happy people will encourage others, attractive people will compliment, and successful people will support.

"The first sip from the glass of natural sciences will make you an atheist, but at the bottom of the glass God is waiting for you." — Werner Heisenberg, Father of Quantum Physics

@yeahytk 8/9, damn it’s time to get it.

top male canon events - grandma dying - 19yr old summer - voluntarily fumbling a 10/10 - finding your signature cocktail order - participating in whooping a nigga ass who really deserved it - getting jumped - solo trip - quitting/fired from ur bullshit 9-5 - cracking fl studio

You can’t imagine how great it was to be a pizza delivery guy in 2005. Entire families would celebrate your arrival like you were Santa Claus. You’d have to navigate via map like a pirate. Cops never messed with you. You’ve never seen a pizza delivery guy pulled over on the side of the road. You got to carry around a wad of cash like a gangster. Go back to the pizza shop and flirt with the waitresses. Chop it up with the cooks. Tease the new guy because he has a crush on a waitress (they later got married). And they had just made a new classic rock radio station in NJ 105.7. So you could cycle between that, 104.3, and 92.3 and basically always have a banger on the radio. Get off work and have more energy than when you went in. Truly glorious.

@JMart_33 Disclaimer; you and I did not get married.

@JabbaRaba 😂 thank you, my good friend 🫡. I appreciate you!

Happy 30th Mr. @JMart_33 , aka Mr. Y, Title-town, a dog’s best friend, and sir laughs a lot.

Report: Giannis Antetokounmpo could be traded from the Bucks in 2026, 2027, 2028, 2029, or 2030 per ESPN insiders. The Bucks superstar may or may not be traded in the future. 👀

Hard to say for sure but I’d guess this guy throws his xbox controller at the TV when the wifi lags. So good for him for getting outside today!

just saw this on a fernando mendoza edit 🥲🥲

@Ballislife 2 points in 21 minutes during a 33 point loss tonight

Kuzma’s Spirit Tunnel dance

cows make ribeyes and milk out of grass and then poop out psychedelic mushrooms and you dont believe god exists?

@AmericanDadLive Incredible 🤌🏼

This took me 7 hours to build. Please don’t let it flop.