Jabramac

@yungfloop I would have just let the mountain take me

if i was in pompeii i would’ve just ran really fast away

Bitches on trello be like: please review the documents

@bigbangtheory should I start w/ Young Sheldon then watch Big Bang? Or the other way around? Need something when I finish Murder She Wrote.

@yungfloop “Hacker” Heston persona is behind the wheel. Time to fsociety with beautiful code

i apologize i lost custody of myself

@yungfloop Count me in: I’m in your corner!

i have a severe lack of henchmen

@yungfloop Once, in Burma, I saw a child with a ruby the size of a tangerine.

do you make it a mission to make everyone’s life a little harder or is that just for the love of the game

Kavatender pro tip: when you order a triple shell with cream & shit for here, you’re pretty much always getting a double w/ cream & shit.

Just so you know, even though you got Pokémon emulated on full blast at the kava bar; I still don’t think you’re cool.

@yungfloop The pandemic killed buffets, Millennials killed Applebee’s, and Obama killed America: what’s next?

i miss buffets i want to feel like a serengeti bull taking a pilgrimage and sauntering up to the water hole, shoulder to shoulder with my friends as we quench our thirst and hunger communally

Overheard at the kava bar: “My penis is unusually tan because it’s stained with the tar of 1000 Virginia Slims”

I gratefully accepted the Minister position for HMMC (His Majesty’s Ministry of Cookies) only to discover they don’t offer Relo. Assistance for non residents.

Regret not doing a RP account for the Weinstein Orc years ago when this platform was still relevant, but LoTR trilogy needs more baddies.

I’m on X (formerly Twitter) for the fifth time. What did I miss?