Jabramac

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Jabramac

Jabramac

@Jabramac3000

Katılım Aralık 2025
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Jabramac
Jabramac@Jabramac3000·
@yungfloop I would have just let the mountain take me
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chaosjim
chaosjim@yungfloop·
if i was in pompeii i would’ve just ran really fast away
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Jabramac
Jabramac@Jabramac3000·
Bitches on trello be like: please review the documents
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Jabramac
Jabramac@Jabramac3000·
@bigbangtheory should I start w/ Young Sheldon then watch Big Bang? Or the other way around? Need something when I finish Murder She Wrote.
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Jabramac
Jabramac@Jabramac3000·
@yungfloop “Hacker” Heston persona is behind the wheel. Time to fsociety with beautiful code
GIF
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chaosjim
chaosjim@yungfloop·
i apologize i lost custody of myself
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chaosjim@yungfloop·
i have a severe lack of henchmen
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Jabramac
Jabramac@Jabramac3000·
@yungfloop Once, in Burma, I saw a child with a ruby the size of a tangerine.
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chaosjim
chaosjim@yungfloop·
do you make it a mission to make everyone’s life a little harder or is that just for the love of the game
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Jabramac
Jabramac@Jabramac3000·
Kavatender pro tip: when you order a triple shell with cream & shit for here, you’re pretty much always getting a double w/ cream & shit.
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Jabramac
Jabramac@Jabramac3000·
Just so you know, even though you got Pokémon emulated on full blast at the kava bar; I still don’t think you’re cool.
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Jabramac
Jabramac@Jabramac3000·
@yungfloop The pandemic killed buffets, Millennials killed Applebee’s, and Obama killed America: what’s next?
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chaosjim
chaosjim@yungfloop·
i miss buffets i want to feel like a serengeti bull taking a pilgrimage and sauntering up to the water hole, shoulder to shoulder with my friends as we quench our thirst and hunger communally
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Jabramac
Jabramac@Jabramac3000·
Overheard at the kava bar: “My penis is unusually tan because it’s stained with the tar of 1000 Virginia Slims”
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Jabramac
Jabramac@Jabramac3000·
I gratefully accepted the Minister position for HMMC (His Majesty’s Ministry of Cookies) only to discover they don’t offer Relo. Assistance for non residents.
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Jabramac
Jabramac@Jabramac3000·
Regret not doing a RP account for the Weinstein Orc years ago when this platform was still relevant, but LoTR trilogy needs more baddies.
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Jabramac
Jabramac@Jabramac3000·
I’m on X (formerly Twitter) for the fifth time. What did I miss?
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