Obese Seagull
772 posts
Just peeled thr most beautifully ripe banana of all time only to discover a mushy inedible mess this is bullshit my banana was looksmaxing
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The courts should be able to sentence both of these people to read 1 book
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"BasedGod" but cant afford a 12 dollar ethernet cable. God of what bro the poverty line? How bout you get 'based' at a place of employment
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@GUESSMONSTER0 @kickballtorture Taunt -> lose is one of the expected outcomes. All moral taunts must occur at times that allow the possibility of a taunt-to-get-bodied. Taunting after the set is effectively over is cowardice
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I just think slippi should flag your account for fraudulent activity if you taunt and then lose the set
@kickballtorture thoughts?
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Being the pope must be awesome you get to talk like this and it actually plays
Pope Leo XIV@Pontifex
The sea and the desert have been places of mutual enrichment among peoples and cultures for millennia. Woe to us if we turn them into graveyards where even hope dies! Let us free these tremendous reservoirs of history and the future from evil! Let us denounce and remove causes for despair, and let us oppose those who profit from the misfortune of others!
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No disrespect towards the crew of the u.s.s enterprise bit I could easily resolve these ethical dilemmas in considerably less then 45 minutes
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Fucked up honey to bread ratio
Nature is Amazing ☘️@AMAZlNGNATURE
Astronaut eating bread and honey in space
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Would you like to literally know everything you could ever want to know about the world or uuuhhh double your smartness
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Whiplash but its about improv comedy instead of drumming:
"so you DO know the difference! Now are you going to continue to intentionally fuck over this troupe or are you going to riff on MY. FUCKING. BIT."
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Sheik players will be mid tech chase and start talking about clavicular like buddy youre worried about the wrong frame mogging (wake up shine)
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Do non-binary people ever hear someone conjugate a verb wrong and parry the misgendering
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@JPlumsIX Femboys are finally being held accountable for what they did
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Americans are always jealous of our superior dairy packing technology
Redd@ReddCinema
chapman’s ice cream is pretty good but what the fuck is this packaging who designed this. this is why canadians get made fun of.
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Male masturbating got that sith lord dick
Pneuma@Heroine__P_
Biology is sadly not socially conditioned.
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People who say shit like "oh if only there was no l-canceling" or "if only I could turn off tap jump" do not have the mental fortitude for falco laser
danielle bernstein@zamu_zam
lol
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Read this three times before I remembered what a mango is
Outlaw.@wholelif3
They say mango is serious about being a fruit (no arguments from me ofc) but I want to know, what are the fruits that AREN’T serious about being fruits??
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