Jack Barrow

The book that feels like a bunch of guys got drunk in a Blackpool pub and decided to save the world by Sunday night. Absurd British contemporary fantasy about pagan sorcery in Blackpool. amzn.eu/d/35OXLuJ

Blimey, how far is the surgery from the Horribins house? It can only be around the corner. That taxi ride seems a bit long. If he was driving round the green there would have been a few gear changes. #TheArchers

Have we heard Bert Horrobin before? Can someone tell the scriptwriters that even if they want a comic relief character this is all a bit crap. #TheArchers

Watching the Boat Race. Something we've not done for some years.

That was an episode of #TheArchers at it's best. That subtle comedy of people in power being undercut by those they usually dominate is something The Archers does so well and is extremely satisfying.

Today I pressed go on this, the new paperback of #UnspeakableEvil projected publication date March 14th.

Hey, @BBCNews @BBCWorldatOne can you please challenge Zia Yusif. He's not the Shadow Home Secretary. He should not be allowed to claim that title. #BBCWato

@ronmanagernottm We have a partially decorated kitchen starter in the Christmas holiday. It's not scheduled to be finished until the summer.

One of these days I'll get around to finishing that job started in 1982.

Today is about being here for the electrician who is putting in our new fuse box & the feed to the shower. Between keeping him supplied with tea & any interruptions in the power supply I'll be trying to fix the pixelation on the cover of the new paperback of #UnspeakableEvil.

Hey, @BBCNews @BBCr4today Reform are not the opposition, stop treating them as though they are.

Rory is such a creep. #TheArchers

Ooh! #TheArchers

@BBCNews I'm a technical author with a 35 year career. I was laid off in favour of AI over 2 years ago. Stop talking about this in the future tense! @EvanHD

We had a party at the weekend. By the end of the day I'm hoping all the chairs will be back in their correct locations around the house.

This all seems out of character for Brad, the person who is sensitive and intelligent enough to understand the consequences of his actions, and would sacrifice his feelings for the greater good. #TheArchers

My network supplier has made some changes to my phone and some apps don't seem to be working. Let's see if this gets out.

We are decorating the kitchen and we are literally watching paint dry.

We have no central heating and the hot water has now packed up. The engineer is coming today sometime. In other news, last summer we installed a log burner.

The snow is causing complete chaos in Colchester this morning.

Still painting the kitchen. The first wall should be finished today. I think New Year's Day got in the way.

What if George has the exact opposite of the experience of Phineas Gage? He had a massive brain injury only to make a recovery, but he lost all his sense of compassion and empathy. #TheArchers