
Can someone please caption this because I’ve been thinking for an hour now and it turns out I’m no longer funny
Jack
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Can someone please caption this because I’ve been thinking for an hour now and it turns out I’m no longer funny

At 43, James Anderson is out here humiliating batters on dead flat pitches, 27 wickets with stunning 2.8 economy, and an unreal average of just 14, standing as the 2nd highest wicket-taker in the County Championship.

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baffles me that anyone would pick watching a game like that around folk who are obviously try and wind you up as opposed to going to a newcastle pub surrounded by other newcastle fans any other random game fair enough but the derby? fuck that. head would be on mars

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