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On mere suspicion of being #IPOB, CHUKWU SUNDAY OBASI has been detained by DSS since March 2021 without trial & access to lawyers/relatives. Please join me in publicly calling for his immediate release or at least presented in court to defend himself. #FreeSundayObasi.


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@Hsports_HD I am sure of one thing, no matter the results Arteta churns out next season, he isn't getting fired. The board of Arsenal lacks ambition. Arteta winning the league this season is both the players and coach ambition and the not the board. They are just ok balancing the books.
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@Ehys__ @engrICO2015 Lies. Aguiyi never created a unitary government, what he did was similar to what Buhari implemented as TSA for all government agency, and not applicable to regions.
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@engrICO2015 This is a proposal, that would need to be ratified by PRC, moreover it was Aguiyi Ironsi that change the Regional system to Unitary system before Gowon changes it to Federal System
So the blame is solely on Ironsi, why are they blaming Gowon, Aburi accord is of no consequence
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@muheediva01 As long as it is not crime and no Jupiter can arrest me, I will continue to date them. Na your tears go overflow the street.
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Wetin make her high class? Her Toto or boobie? No matter una wan paint am as high class, she is still a liability.
𝐂𝐡𝐢𝐬𝐨𝐦@Chisomxoxo_
Why are men afraid to approach high class women? As a man why do you get scared once you see a woman like this?
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@GbengaWemimo Elon musk money have turned majority of you blue tick holders to story tellers.
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Husband has two laptops
One was given to him as a Work from home tool by the foreign bank he is working with
The other was his personal laptop with him he handles his personal business.
Wife’s father died in Nigeria
Husband was not given leave at work to travel abroad
Wife was as given compassionate leave
Wife pleads with husband to please show his face at the funeral
Husband decided to take the risk
He mirrored the office laptop to his personal laptop
Left it connected in such a way that he can work on it remotely using his personal computer and travelled with the family to Nigeria for work
Wife was aware of the risk the husband took
The plan was to travel to Nigeria on Friday and return to London on Sunday
They got to Nigeria
The husband set up his personal laptop at the hotel so that if any work call or email comes in he would attend to it immediately
It worked
He was able to work remotely and he was in the UK on Saturday morning
After this he went to the burial rites, greeted members of the family and paid his respects to all and sundry
When he got back to their room he discovered his laptop was gone
It was not stolen
He could see from all the disconnections and wires lying around that his wife took it
He rushed to the car and drove furiously to the wife’s parent’s house to ask her for his laptop
When he got there, he saw that his wife had handed it over to her older brother who had connected it to some amplifiers to play some of their father’s Fåvourite music to entertain her family
He didn’t think it would be proper to disrupt such a solemn family moment
So he went back to the hotel and waited anxiously for them to be done and for his laptop to be returned.
At almost midnight, the laptop was returned
By then the husband has gotten two messages from his team lead asking him where he was because he missed some tasks and his laptop indicated that he was in Nigeria
He reconnected his laptop and tried very hard to do some damage control.
He was livid and he didn’t fail to say so to his wife
According to the wife he said “You betrayed my trust, you took my work computer without regards for my sacrifices and well being to play music in loving memory of your father. You could have hired a DJ or bought a laptop somewhere in Lagos.
You knew the risk I took to be at this event with you and you decide to expose me this way.
You better pray I don’t lose my job over this. If I as much as get a query, this marriage is over”
Wife said she didn’t think that far.
Her brother asked her if she brought her laptop because he had carefully made a selection of their father’s Fåvourite songs on a flash drive and would like to play it at the house after the funeral while his friends and family member were still around to commiserate with their mother.
She said she went to the room to see if she could borrow her husband’s laptop and met his absence. So she just took it.
Innocent mistake.
They got back to the UK and husband’s job was terminated.
Husband is asking for a divorce
Wife is saying jobs are replaceable, a marriage is not.
How can an innocent mistake be the cause of their divorce?
Husband says the wife has always been like that
Lacking an understanding of boundaries and willing to throw anybody under the bus to get her desired result in anything she wanted to do.
He had told her he couldn’t travel because his office didn’t permit him
She prevailed on him to take the risk and then destroyed his carefully built wall of protection by removing the laptop from its connection
Wife said she didn’t intend to do any harm.
Just to play some music with the laptop
Husband said wife is deflecting and moved out of their apartment
Wife is asking what the big deal is…
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@AkposTheComedia Please I need to know the hospitals and clinics those that busted their balloons are posted to, so I can avoid them.
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@Jevrix9 Either you are the copier or the other person is, cos I know this isn't the first time I am reading something like this. The only difference is the actors in the story. The one I read earlier is about a secretary, yours is security guard. Make una well-done with the copy copy.
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The security guard at a small company had one strict rule:
He never opened the gate for anyone without proper ID even if they “looked important.”
Employees complained all the time.
“He’s too strict.”
“He’s slowing things down.”
“He doesn’t use common sense.”
But he never argued. He just did his job.
Every morning, he showed up early. Every night, he locked up late. No shortcuts.
One afternoon, a senior executive arrived in a rush and forgot his access card.
The guard refused to open the gate.
The executive got angry and called the CEO directly.
By the time approval came, the executive had missed an important client meeting.
The next day, everyone expected the guard to be fired.
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In whatever you do today, just remember that a teacher was beheaded after over 40 persons (including 39 students and 7 teachers) were abducted in a school invasion in Oyo state, and the Federal government is yet to say not to talk of do anything about it.
Same day, in Borno state, 51 children were kidnapped, with a significant number being toddlers aged 2 to 5 years old from a nursery school in Mussa, Askira-Uba LGA of the state.
Eye witnesses reported that the kidnappers used the children as human shields while fleeing on motorbikes, to prevent security forces from firing at them.
All of these happening in Nigeria. Not Syria.
It could have been families of any of us. The silence of the government towards these numerous cases of insecurity, is deafening.
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Why ain't you creating it? Don't you also want to make money.
Princewill Chuka@PrincewiIIChuka
The best skill you can learn in 2026 1.5 million people Google "how to stop snoring" every month. Create one $9 AI-written PDF. Sell to just 0.1% of those searchers. That's $4,020/month — from a single product Let me show you how to find your own goldmine niche.
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@Gidi_Traffic There's no sugar mummy in Nigeria. All the mature women are broke and also looking for who to spend on them.
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terrorism-related deaths in Afghanistan since 2025 till date: 486
terrorism-related deaths in Nigeria since 2025 till date: 4,654 deaths linked to armed groups and over 3,000 kidnappings.
Nigeria is actually worse than Afghanistan.
Dave💊@gustavoinsol
Nigeria is slowly turning to afghanistan
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@TweetsbyHenry What about those that have never won it, should they also go on relegation every 13th year irrespective of their league standing.
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@itohan_olat I will ask for DNA, if you feel offended, let us scatter the thing. I am not a slave master to tie anyone down to what you all call slavery
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A girl makes $9,000 a month from faceless kids videos on her phone
She finds a viral kids song and opens up the lyrics in the description.
Copies them into ChatGPT and asks it for a similar song.
Out comes a whole fresh set of verses in seconds.
Then she drops a prompt into Picsart and Sora 2 Pro builds the clip.
The prompt is just one line about a kids show for Shorts.
A few minutes later there's a bright cartoon with dancing letters and characters.
No laptop, no camera, the entire thing happens on her phone.
Kids content has some of the highest CPMs and parents loop it nonstop.
One channel pulling a few million views a month is what gets her to $9,000.
Save this before every faceless kids channel starts getting made poolside.
winkle.@w1nklerr
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