Jack Kilpatrick

Heavy being me

i got a 30 minute train ride from berlin airport to berlin city centre last week - it cost me £3.70. the 25 minute train journey from clapham junction to gatwick airport cost me £20. we are being absolutely robbed

We’ve got a job on our hands to dress this one up 😂 but we will try our best 👍🏼 Our new home 🏠

It’s a genuine disgrace.

Everton sacking Sean Dyche when they sit 1 point above the relegation zone with 19 games to play... In a season in which the club simply CANNOT afford to be relegated prior to moving to a new stadium... Is one of the boldest managerial decisions I've seen in years!

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You know that's going on the mantle piece alongside his employee of the month from the colonel. Fucking love him

How many Liverpool fans does it take to unfold a banner??? 🤣🤣🤣 HAHAHAHAHA! Kopites are gobshites!

Blatant foul on Konate. I was sceptical yesterday, but after seeing this angle it's clear as day.

A pitch invasion for a 2-2 draw that took you from 16th to 15th and your city rivals are going to win the league anyway. The tiniest football club I’ve ever seen

Let them have it. It won’t matter. They’ll cream their pants over that, imagine being them. I’d rather do anything than cry arse like Arsenal. 7 points clear. There isn’t a club in Europe who wouldn’t swap places with us.

Pitch invasion for an equaliser to go 15th in the league. A truly pathetic football club.

Once, maybe twice in a lifetime - you’ll encounter an artist who transcends time and logic. A visionary whose words ripple through history & shape the minds of generations to come. It’s me. I am she Behold, my final derby day ANTHEM. Play it for the lads. Drink it in. We must WIN💙 #MerseysideDerby #finalgoodisonderby #bluehotchillipepper #EVELIV #efc #lfc #derbyday #pl

"Babe just going to the toilet" "But babe, you've been to the toilet 8 times today, for 1 hour a time, is everything ok?" The toilet:

Lmaoooo wait till yall get to 00:40.

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