JackMHx

"You've got a pretty face with just the right amount of podge"

1/2: In 2020, Trump called Democrats "fascists" in '20 while surrounded by military officials. No one remembers it bc Dems didn't feel threatened by his false claim. Today, MAGA Republicans are angry at President Biden for a similar remark. Because they know it's true.

"I squat 315" "I bench press 225" ok well while you're lifting weights I'm lifting my homies' spirits with little jokes and tomfoolery

This is still the best thing the COD community has ever produced.

Incoming medical students walk out at University of Michigan’s white coat ceremony as the keynote speaker is openly anti-abortion

stray modders making the playable cat look like their cat >

AAA games are like "you play as a soldier and you have to kill aliens" and indie games are like "you play as a robot vacuum cleaner and you have to figure out why there's a dead body in the music room of the mansion you clean."

so i haven't read dune but my understanding is that the bene gesserit is basically the milf illuminati

@veedztweets Claw is for fps players who try too hard

What finger(s) do you use for the bumpers and triggers?

I put myself last for people I love

I don’t understand how the British ever conquered all these hot places.

BREAKING 🚨📉: UK workers will experience the WORST fall in wages out of all the G7 countries: 🇺🇸 0.6% 🇫🇷 0.5% 🇯🇵 -0.1% 🇨🇦 -2.3% 🇩🇪 -3.0% 🇮🇹 -3.8% 🇬🇧 -6.2% Britain urgently needs a pay rise.

@ElijahtheSouth How’s the mirror looking?

I b trippin ama

T1D really feels like a full time job in this heat

@BecciFitzjohn Do you follow any of the looping pages on fb? Some easy to set up ones, most just need an iPhone

Approx 30k people turned up for Trans Pride in London on Saturday. Mail on Sunday - Nothing Sunday Telegraph - Nothing Observer/Guardian - Nothing Sunday Mirror - Nothing The BBC - Nothing ITV - Nothing Sky - Nothing This is what silencing really looks like.

love it when people are like “diabetics don’t need insulin they just need to stop stuffing their faces with cakes!!!!” like my guy. I have to take insulin sometimes after showering. Cake is the least of my worries

This isn't Conservative MPs suddenly realising the person they made Prime Minister is an amoral, lying, arrogant, nasty piece of work. It's Conservative MPs realising that their own political careers are at risk unless they abandon him. It's naked self-interest, nothing more.