just another arsehole called Jack

@TurfCastPodcast @nathanrogersfbl we deserve a parker rant!

@nathanrogersfbl @AlanPaceBFC Might as well become Mormon anyway watching this dire team. They has to be a higher power to drag him through it without drinking Jesus christ.

Sod it, I'll take one for team... @AlanPaceBFC, I'll become a Mormon if you sack Parker before 9pm on Monday. I'll go all in. ✝️☮️⛪🛐💒🕊️ #twitterclarets

I've just woken up from a 13-hour night shift to find out we've started shit in the second half, foster a liability, nothing chances. Got out the shower to see us drawing 1-1. That's why we are down, no fight, no resilience & inept manager. #TwitterClarets

Last weekend was so peaceful. I'll be repeating this weekend. Turn a blindeye to Parker ball & the constant weekly shit show. Enjoy the game, clarets! #twitterclarets

I'm very confused with all these rumours. I've woken up to Twitter in meltdown, talks with Parker about his future, Parker to resign, talks happened, but Parkers future isn't in doubt. No smoke without fire, but this wouldn't change our league form with 9 left. #twitterclarets

@TurfCastPodcast is getting mention in my work emails. Fuck me, I hate VAR 😂.

@TurfCastPodcast You'll always be a claret 👏👏👏👏

📧 MESSAGE FROM OUR FB: #twitterclatets As many of you know John was obsessed with Burnley and going to the turf, after a tough battle with cancer he sadly lost he’s life last Thursday. Jon was a season ticket holder for 40 years+ and followed Burnley up and down the country from the league 2 days up to where we are today🩵💜 there is nothing he would love more and appreciate more than if everyone could get together in the 59th minute and for a minute applause for him it would be absolute class. This is for Saturdays fixture against Brentford Please share everywhere and make him proud! You’ll always be a claret mate love and miss you always 🩵💜🩵💜

@ParkersCardigan I missed the goal had to fight with my little boy on roblox to me we won 1-0 😂

@JackMcCallam Tbf sarsehole called Jack… at least he’s watching to the end If my money were on the table, I’d have turned off ion 4 mins!

Look who's back, wonder if the other one will speak up. #twitterclarets

@BurnleyOfficial @AlanPaceBFC now thank the fans for getting the point. #twitterclarets

A late push but we can only secure a point

@AlanPaceBFC you can blame the fans for that as well. Joe warroll class today, come to the conclusion JBL will not score another league goal for us again. The result today is like going to a brothel & forgetting your one wood.... meaningless. #twitterclarets

The wrecking ball did it! #twitterclarets

Joe Warroll should be in the team until he retires. Soild simple defending. #twitterclarets

Bit of a wrecking ball today flemming, anyone on the bench to give chelsea food for though. #twitterclarets

@rushy_sport I hear it was a translation issue we wanted pires out on loan but @AlanPaceBFC had his first white monster & he agreed with the wrong player.

Right own up which Burnley fan let Sonne leave on loan leaving us with Walker as the fit only right-back or right wing-back at the club meaning now Laurent has to play there #twitterclarets

Admiration for Joe Worrall, turning circle of a panzer & speed of a traffic cone but jesus christ the boy does the simple stuff good. #twitterclarets

@AlanPaceBFC you have my terms & conditions, make it happen. Atleast the fans will know theirs someone willing to put the hours in for the club! #twitterclarets

Set piece coach either needs to quit or put on permanent tea duty hes fucking dreadful. I would happly travel from Barnsley after a 11 hour night shift to take his position for fuel money & a couple tickets a game. #twitterclarets

I apologise @AlanPaceBFC i wasn't tracking back. I'm still waiting for the team coach at junction 36 of the M1. Can you ask Scott Parker why he hasn't picked me up? #twitterclarets

@AlanPaceBFC what have the fans done this time to ruin the culture at the club? Was the non-alcoholic pre match refreshment not good enough for you because of us fans? #twitterclarets