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Why are you gay? Will you perform natural obligations? Should I call you Mr &Mrs?

@ArsenalZNE Trossard owns an editing company?

🚨🔴 Viktor Gyökeres trademarked his mask celebration immediately after leading Sweden to the World Cup 🫱🥷🫲

@MrPitbull07 Your house must be devoid of flies and mosquitoes, otherwise you'd kick him out at least

This is Ocho. Ocho lives in my bathroom and hangs out on my orchid plant. Every day I soak a Q-Tip in water and put it down for him wherever he is (on the plant or behind the toilet or on the vanity) and he comes running over and gets a drink. Was my first reaction to smash him? Nope. To flush him down the toilet? Nope. To “burn it to the ground”? Nope. He’s literally a fraction of my size. I could easily kill him, but I choose to be kind. He deserves to be on this earth as much as I do. In fact, he contributes way more to the natural order of life on earth than I do. It’s so easy to choose kindness. I encourage everyone to take a moment and make sure the language you use when it comes to spiders, insects, rodents, etc. is kind and not fearful or disgusted. None of these beings are "pests" or threatening. They are here to provide a value to the ecosystem. Let them be. Help them if you can. Be kind. It’s so simple.

@TheUnitedStrand @ManUtd I forgot you still exist

Day 543 of not cutting my hair until @manutd win 5 games in a row! 🃏 Current Streak - 0/5 #hairchallenge #manunited #mufc #aprilfools

@hankasello She'll accept something else inside her

My problem is that I want a God-fearing Kira Noir

@RazorGhost @animalfarmfilm @angel A far cry from the book

@JackMkanda @animalfarmfilm @angel Wrong on that count. It's anti capitalist.

“Let’s farmmm!” Andy Serkis voices Randolph in Animal Farm. 🐔 @angel

@chicagobulls Jesus did say Christians will be ostracized from society. Thanks for proving Him right

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@SKTheKingYT Jazz was thrown out

Will Smith, Jazzy Jeff & Alfonso Ribeiro at The Million Man March (1995)

@Sayngelic Samurai Jack was the original rooster fighter

Rooster Fighter [Episode 3] Bro was trying to crack in the middle of the street, where's the shame? 😭

@screenrant Is this the falloff?

#Invincible season 4, episode 4, "Hurm," currently has a 6.9/10 score on IMDB, which is the show's lowest rating yet for an episode. 📉 Read More: bit.ly/4m1oXtJ

@premierleague Bullshit. He got sacked

Igor Tudor has left his role at Spurs by mutual consent

@SpursOfficial He deserved a five year contract

We can confirm that it has been mutually agreed for Head Coach Igor Tudor to leave the Club with immediate effect. Tomislav Rogic and Riccardo Ragnacci have also left their respective roles of Goalkeeping Coach and Physical Coach. We thank Igor, Tomislav and Riccardo for their efforts during the past six weeks, in which they worked tirelessly. We also acknowledge the bereavement that Igor has recently suffered and send our support to him and his family at this difficult time. An update on a new Head Coach will be provided in due course.

@speedlinexx @FUTASPOR He's definitely getting tattoos when he's old enough

Young Bryan Pereira, representing Brazil’s U10 side, honours his family’s indigenous heritage in a powerful way, by painting his body before every match. In a sport watched by millions, he stands alone in carrying this meaningful tradition onto the football pitch. (@FUTASPOR)

@TotalFootball This will be overturned in two months

Portugal kids takes revenge on Morocco

🔥🚨DEVELOPING: Black Snape appears in a new rap video where he can be seen shooting a gun while riding a broomstick in this AI video created by Harry Potter fans.

@DeadlineDayLive Team Momo

Who's yours?

@coochiecrying Hol on, Booty Warrior. That's not how it goes

dick to your butt name a movie

@ClownWorld It's actually trumpets

Please God, just send the meteor already.

@stacyonchain @TheCineprism How dare you stand where he stood

@TheCineprism Profesor?

The cast of Harry Potter is renewed 25 years later.