Jack Monach

Am I behind in saying tesla driver are the new prius drivers. So many of them and all shit.

It’s been so long since someone other than Max Verstappen won the world championship that I had forgotten his actual racing number.. #F1

sza goes off at the gym.

@DavidSpade Good thing he didn't joke about Jada fucking other guys...

I never had a double chin till I got addicted to fruity pebbles

.@MonachCole has been selected to represent the SOUTH in the 🍊 County ALL-STAR CLASSIC💥 Congrats Cole! @sjhhsfootball #WelcometotheSouth💰

Going to be ballin at the beach. COMMITED 100% to @USDFootball. Thank you to my whole family for supporting me the entire way and my coaches for helping me along this process. Can’t wait for the next 4! @TaylorMazzone1 @CoachChapatte @FrithRobert @sjhhsfootball @GregBiggins

signed and sealed🖋 @USDFootball @sjhhsfootball

🚨EARLY SIGNING DAY CEREMONY🚨 @bradenpegan 🔵🟡@UCLAFootball & @MonachCole 🔵⚪️ @USDFootball 🗓 Wednesday, Jan 15th ⏰ 1:30pm 📍San Juan Hills Theater 🎥 Press Welcome Come help us celebrate these outstanding Student Athletes! #NoBetterPlace🐎 #BuiltAtTheBadlands🏟

I wish bucket hats fit me. But like no. You know???

She doesn’t miss

@_xoshweta talk to my wallet ?

A$AP Rocky. Comedian.

why have I watched this 1092727 times and still can’t stop laughing

If I spill my coffee one more time, do I finally admit I have a problem?

Why do professors even give pratice tests if the real goddamn test look completely different , like bitch I will sue for false advertising

if this is me

I like nature valley bars. Hate me