Jack Murphy

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Jack Murphy

Jack Murphy

@JackMurphy2845

Katılım Nisan 2025
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Jack Murphy
Jack Murphy@JackMurphy2845·
@MattMorseTV I’ll take “things that never happened” for 300, Alex.
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Matt Morse@MattMorseTV·
In 2011, at 17 years old, I applied for a job at McDonald’s and got rejected because I couldn’t speak Spanish. I was ‘unqualified’ to flip hamburgers in the United States of America because I couldn’t speak Spanish. We need 100,000,000 deportations.
Steve Ferguson@lsferguson

High school kids used to have part time jobs. Where do they work now? Places like fast food restaurants and retailers are all staffed by foreigners. Am I missing something?

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@YankeesFiles I’m a diehard Yankee fan and I gotta say Bernie is just hall of very good. Not quite enough to be a hall of famer.
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Talkin' Yanks@TalkinYanks·
Solid night for Cam Schlittler as he only gave up three hits and no earned runs
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Jack Murphy@JackMurphy2845·
@MAGACult2 I say Trump is like Jesus. Let’s crucify him, and he’ll come back in 3 days. Right?
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MAGA Cult Slayer🦅🇺🇸
We on the left will look at this and laugh. Everybody on the right is busy canceling that costume seller.
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Jack Murphy@JackMurphy2845·
@ksorbs Americans actually want affordable healthcare, not a war with Iran.
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Kevin Sorbo@ksorbs·
The right controls the House, the Senate, and the Presidency How is it that we can’t pass a single bill that Americans actually want.
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@NotAvgLiberal Turning point USA, who opposed Covid regulations and gun control was founded by Kirk and Bill Montgomery. Charlie Kirk died due to gun violence. Bill Montgomery died due to Covid. Irony is beautiful.
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Not Your Average Liberal@NotAvgLiberal·
The world is a better place without Charlie Kirk. “No one mourns the wicked” I said what I said.
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J@jasonllevin·
Give us your answer below 👇
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Jack Murphy@JackMurphy2845·
@RevRayCistman Lmao if he gets pardoned he’ll get jumped within a week. Keeping him in prison is keeping him alive. If the country can’t carry out justice, the people will.
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Talkin' Yanks@TalkinYanks·
Aaron Judge, now tied for the MLB lead with eight home runs, is on pace to hit 71 this season
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Jack Murphy@JackMurphy2845·
@AlTheBoss03 Mariano Rivera transcended intimidation, he was soul-crushing. He’s the definition of a rally killer. It’s not that he made you not want to bat, he made you feel like you were only stepping into the box as a formality, not to actually play the game.
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altheboss@AlTheBoss03·
Randy Johnson didn’t just strike you out. He made you not want to bat. Who’s more intimidating? I’ll wait.
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Jack Murphy@JackMurphy2845·
@RyanGarciaESM Jeter. We need a righty contact hitter, since Judge and Stanton are power righties. We also need a legit shortstop, and it doesn’t get much more legit than 5 gold gloves.
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Jack Murphy@JackMurphy2845·
@oliverburdick All of this is false. Earth changes distance from the sun all the time. The orbit isn’t a perfect circle, earth’s distance from the sun varies by over 5 million kilometers. At its closest, the distance is ~147 million km, and at its furthest, it’s ~152 million km.
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Oliver Burdick
Oliver Burdick@oliverburdick·
If Earth were 4 inches closer to the sun, we would all burn up and die. If gravity was .1% stronger, every star would explode instantly. If the Universe expanded 1 mph faster, human life would be impossible. None of this is random. God is real, and his design is perfect.
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Jack Murphy@JackMurphy2845·
@Yankees Hear me out: 1. Goldschmidt, 1B 2. Bellinger, LF 3. Judge, RF 4. Rice, C 5. Stanton, DH 6. Chisholm, 2B 7. Rosario, 3B, 8. Grisham, CF 9. Caballero, SS Call up Dominguez and Lombard to replace Grisham and Chisholm if they keep being ass. The kids can’t be that much worse.
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Jack Murphy@JackMurphy2845·
@SleeperYankees I was so excited to watch Gary. I wanted him to be a career Yankee. It makes me so happy that he’s playing really good right now. He could hit a walk-off against the Yankees and I’d cheer. I could never hate my Kraken.
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SleeperYankees@SleeperYankees·
Which Yankees prospect did you believe in the most that ultimately didn’t pan out? 🤔
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Jack Murphy@JackMurphy2845·
@GodsgreatG It actually hasn’t stopped. There are humans today who are being born without wisdom teeth or spleens. Vestigial organs are gradually disappearing. We are still evolving, it just takes a really really long time for traits to spread through an entire population.
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Jack Murphy@JackMurphy2845·
@Yankees @StarrCompanies Now that’s certainly an…interesting name at shortstop. My guess is Boone has his heart set on Volpe at short when he’s back, so he’s letting a battle of the bats determine the 3rd baseman.
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Jack Murphy@JackMurphy2845·
@BBGreatMoments Derek Jeter. The fact that some people think he shouldn’t even be a hall of famer is absolutely laughable.
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