Jack Prowy

Legend

A terrifying percentage of this country have absolute brain worms

Michael Phelps is literally referred to as a freak of nature because of his disproportionate wingspan, double jointed ankles, lung capacity twice that of an average human, body that produces half the lactic acid of a typical athlete, and he is rightly celebrated for being the greatest male swimmer in history. Meanwhile, female athletes with genetic differences are legally discriminated against and harassed to no end. This is not about “protecting women in sports” - this is about protecting a very specific idea of what a woman is.

It's actually quite scary how easy it is to just say anything and get people to believe it

this video is a cinematic masterpiece

I fucking wonder why you can’t get a job!

@justinmadders Record child poverty, civilians being murdered by regimes supported by you lot in parliament worldwide an your priority is people smoking a plant in THEIR OWN HOMES. Get in the bin Madders you waste of space.

Persistent cannabis smoking at home can have a really detrimental effect on the quality of life of those living in neighbouring properties yet the police too often refuse to intervene- does the Home Secretary think this is good enough?

@BradODonnell5 @BradPovey @_andrewkerr_

@BradPovey @_andrewkerr_ 🤣🤣 my eyes are burning just off the cover

Happy World Book Day 📚

@di1cox Yep, you’d think someone would gauge the tone of the game and move the kid before it got to that point. Suppose that would take common sense though…

@di1cox Liverpool mascot

@Joey7Barton Anthony Walker tried to ‘walk away’ from your brother Joseph. And we all know how that unfortunately ended.

There were truly special episodes this year but I’m not sure any hold a candle to S2E7 from The Bear

LOL @SunnyEdwards you quitter

@Joey7Barton @CalvinBook Oooo look how many books I’ve got, I’m so clever. Fart parcel.

Right back to the serious stuff. Etti Barto, future hall of famer, has a runny nose. It’s a classroom, culture session today. No football. With a bit of @CalvinBook thrown in…🤣👍 #projectmbarto 🦁 #ettibarto 🤴🏼 #kaizen 💪

@justinmadders You mean what you DIDNT vote for?

@JackProwy Yes, if you can email me at justin.madders.mp@parliament.uk with your address to confirm you are a constituent I will reply with details of what I voted for and why

@justinmadders Can you explain why didn’t you vote on a ceasefire?

@piersmorgan I don't think you've got the cardio fitness, Piers, TBF. You'd gas out and after that I'd just be playing music on your chin like a boxing Beethoven.

The late Everton chairman Bill Kenwright speaking at Anfield about Hillsborough and Liverpool mums. RIP Bill ❤️💙

Listen to this Israeli man🇮🇱