Jack Shillaker

@GeoffNorcott My Alfie was the lucky charm

Come on AFC Wimbledon. Feels like one of those games which if won could radically change the season.

@barneyronay It’s like they were playing a family game of Monopoly, but with actual London.

11 year old son of president owns £30m block of flats in London. And there you have it all in a single wretched detail theguardian.com/news/2021/oct/…

@GeoffNorcott Couldn’t believe how many Pringles were still in Sainsbury’s. The next series of Narcos will be about me selling Pringles to people who only have pasta and loo roll.

Fuck pasta and tomatoes, if we go into lockdown I'll be eating fun stuff. After Eights served on a bed of potato waffles with a Yazoo jus.

@GeoffNorcott @SandsUK Looking forward to watching this mate!

It was honour to represent @sandsuk on tonight’s #CelebrityMastermind Stillbirth is a brutal experience, which they do their best to help people through. To support their invaluable work visit sands.org.uk

@claraamfo Mate. They do bite size ones and they are dangerous. 🔥

@David_Tossell @ChristianWade3 This is amazing. So great to see!

Incredible! So much hard work has gone into this. Thrilled for @ChristianWade3 and all my colleagues who have put so much into this...

"You look like racism." If there's a bigger fashion fail in 2019, we need to see it now. 🇺🇸 @robbeckettcomic @RomeshRanga 🇺🇸

@matthewcrosby Such a cool cat. It looks like he’s sat in the palm of your giant hand.

@kevinhunterday I‘ll never let you forget that you said this.

Well I never. I just quite enjoyed a rugby game. Not as much as I enjoyed Fleetwood v Walsall obviously, but it's still a first. #IRENZL

If it stays like this and Spurs don’t sign a single player, at least Danny Rose won’t have to google anyone. #COYS #THFC

Retweet in 5 seconds or its not coming home #ThreeLions #England2018

@robbeckettcomic Knowing his luck that burn is turning brown the day he gets back to London.

What night last night in the Bernabeu. What a game, what a performance. Magic, magic. Privileged to have been there. Big big congratulations to MP and the boys @SpursOfficial

This is it. Nothing in 2017 will ever beat this.

@mattforde Noel's MTV Unplugged album is life changingly good.

Guess who's back? A League of Thier Own: Series 11: Thursday Sky 1, 9pm youtu.be/KdQ0UwI7OqE

@wiggywalsh @AdamBuxton Wasn't it amazing?! Classic Buxton pod - hilarious, personal and moving. Crucifixion? Nope, freedom 😂

Let's go Mets #citivision

Tune in on your tellybox on Friday night to watch us on @chattyman x

@ColinMurray The Rene Higuita