100 verses in ragtime 🌹

@yburyug Lately I’m partial to crowes and starling.

Favorite bird?

@Emmybee_CA Totally. I’m using the next for years to step away from all this shit.

@MirrorHer Im not trans but one of my family members are. NC made some liberal progress in the state election and she has been grandfathered in as far as trans healthcare is concerned. We are sticking around here but also are making a back up plan to relocate to NY if needed.

@OrganicLiveFood Jelly

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@RpsAgainstTrump 2 votes in NC and 2 votes in NY.

Have you voted for Vice President Harris? In what state?

@GSarafan First policy comes to mind is the mass deportation, red light indicator!!!!!

When someone says "I don't like Trump but I think his administration's policies are better for me" 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

@radiator9987 I’ve got the worst luck with buggies.

Is it just me, or do half the grocery carts out there need a front end alignment? One wheel's trying to go to the dairy aisle, the other's heading straight for the exit

I heard Jimmy Pesto got fired from Bobs Burgers for storming the capital.

Feeling good about what’s to come

@RobbyRoadsteame Well done.

Steve Bannon got out of jail and I just asked when's the next Insurrection!

@FraudWatch89 I concur!!

@902Vickers ❤️

Tribute to Phil Lesh Brokedown Palace ❤️ Benefit concert for Hurricane Helene Relief - Lawrence Joel Veterans Memorial Coliseum Winston-Salem, NC 10/25/2024

@Zachsamaphone Shit.

@Zachsamaphone Just saw it. Rest easy Phil. 🐢

@Zachsamaphone What’s the news!?!

@Bashido Call the bluff.

@614clinton Hard read

Jesus, We come before You today with heavy hearts, witnessing all the trials and tribulations that burden our beloved America. This land that was founded on Christian principles, freedom and justice, seems to wander in shadows cast by corruption and evil. Lord, we pray for Your divine intervention. Illuminate the paths of Donald Trump and JD Vance with Your wisdom, that they may govern and lead with integrity and righteousness. Shield our nation from the claws of deceit, and the hands of democrats and republicans alike who want to lead us astray and destroy this beautiful country that you have blessed us with. We lift up President Donald Trump to You. Protect him with Your mighty hand, as You have promised Your servants. Grant him the strength of spirit, clarity of mind, and courage of heart in these challenging times. Let Your light guide his every decision and put America back on track. God, we ask that this 2024 presidential election will be too big to rig, in favor of Donald Trump. We ask that you would expose everyone who was involved in stealing the 2020 election from Donald Trump and those who voted for him and anyone who tries to cheat on this election will be caught and prosecuted to the full extent of the law, making an example out of them for future generations to come. Cleanse our country, O Lord, from the inside out. Purge the systems of governance from all corruption, greed, and liars. Restore the vision of our forefathers who sought to build a nation under Your guidance. We trust in Your power to heal and renew. May America once again be a beacon of hope, shining with the light of Your love, where the weak are uplifted, the oppressed find freedom, and all citizens live in the harmony of Your peace. We place our trust in You, Almighty God, and ask these blessings in the name of Your Son, Jesus Christ, Amen. 🙌 #614clinton

Hippies be voting

@Richard_Harambe Need. So tired of the groundhogs destroying foundations.

How come when my guidance counselor was telling me about potential careers rodent exploder wasn’t an option?

@iampoofer Only eat that stuff when it’s “baby bear” duhhhhh

Me to the 4yo: Eat your Mac n cheese Kid: It’s papa bear still…. Me: Huh? Kid: it’s from the story you told. It’s too hot! I’m waiting for it to be baby bear. Just right Me: understood