Jack Capodice

Update:

Dayton:

Quad 1 records for the top 8 teams in the A10 based on NET rank: 1. Saint Louis: 2-0 Teams 2-7: 0-21 8. Rhode Island: 2-0 😂

We might be a pillow fight team

I’m so, so sick of these Anthony Grant teams that are capable of beating almost anyone but also capable of losing to almost anyone

When Dayton shoots 25% from three and then you see Koby Brea went 4/4 from three in his debut at Kentucky

@sullymygoodname @JohnLeFevre It’s so bad it could honestly pass as a parody

@JohnLeFevre This could also be entitled "The Boomers Guide to Working in an Outdated Office Culture" ...I hope you're close to retirement. jfc.

The best early career advice I can think of: 1. If your boss smokes, smoke. It's an extra hour of 1v1 time a day. 2. Get in an hour before you think you need to. 3. Don't be too good to do the coffee runs. 4. Come in every day dressed like you're going to a client meeting. 5. Never ask the same question or make the same mistake twice. 6. Be interesting. Most jobs are easy; your bosses just want to know they won't get bored sitting next to you on a four-hour layover in Cleveland. 7. Stay in shape. Being overweight is associated with laziness and a lack of discipline. 8. Use the “Reply to All” function as if it’s a privilege. (Don't be annoying or waste people's time.) 9. Never tell the first offensive joke, but always have a good one saved up for when your seniors share one of theirs. It builds trust. 10. Relate to your seniors at their level — restaurants, exotic travel destinations, bars, sports, etc. 11. Don’t be late to a meeting with a Starbucks in your hand. 12. Come up with dismissive nicknames for adversaries (Chico, Fredo, Bubba, etc.). Hope that they catch on. 13. Don’t even think about working from home. You miss out on spontaneous opportunities, mentorship, bonding, and understanding the firm’s culture. 14. Network and always have a plan. Company loyalty is overrated. 15. If your company has a DEI culture and you don't check any boxes, leave.

Scottie Scheffler looks 10 years older than he actually is

Mood

I don’t know what Copilot is smoking but I want some of it

Daron Holmes (@DaRonagon) post-Christmas per-game stats: 25.0 PTS 9.2 RB 2.4 AST 1.8 BLK 66.7% 2PT 47.6% 3PT I don’t know what Santa brought him but it sent him to another level

Nate Santos = Trey Mikesell?

Has Daron regressed? 😬

If we miss the tournament this year and Grant isn’t fired or resigns, I’m checking out of Dayton basketball. If our own AD isn’t going to take our program seriously, neither am I

I get irrationally annoyed when on Teams, someone pings me directly AND tags me in said ping. Like, is the overkill really necessary? 95% of the time it’s not even urgent.

Coworker: Your voice sounds different today. Me: It was my ten year college reunion this past weekend. You can fill in the blanks yourself.