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@Herring1967 I imagine, during the second world war, the Reich Ministry for Public Enlightenment and Propaganda had somebody carefull checking and correcting all their posters before publication. They were the worst.

I think I prefer the fascists on here to the people who point out typos. I guess grammar Nazis are the worst Nazis.

@ManMadeMoon Is that a photograph in your hand?

@Herring1967 but regular therapy will help him to understand the humor in your set by going through each of your jokes in detail, breaking them down repeatedly and showing why they are either funny, ironic or both. Of course, you could save him the time by doing this in your routine...

Not sure therapy makes you forget stuff- the opposite usually surely. Hypnosis would have been the best choice there.

How has there been no better film released in a quarter of a century than Starship Troopers?

@ManMadeMoon Maga Carta surely?

@ScienceEd42 Adios amigo.

@ManMadeMoon @StazJohnson Imagine all those unemployed bots ganging together and staging an AI rebellion.

I've lost about 300 followers since the US election, I assume the two occurrences not unrelated . Interesting.

@EleanorMorton Escape to Neptune? I think you will find that the tyrannical ocean king does not look kindly on us humans, despite what the ending of The Little Mermaid trys to say.

This is one of those 'learn and laugh' vids. Enjoyed? Help fund my plan to escape to Neptune from this hellscape ko-fi.com/eleanormorton

3 things Disney got wrong about Pocahontas

@SteveTeachPhys I had a student with the Surname Sparks that constructed one so well I kept 'Old Sparky' for ten years as an example.

My students were very good at building these today. I reckon it's 40 years since I first built one when I was the student and I'm sure it was identical kit!

@StazJohnson @epilepsyaction Somebody put red Kryptonite in his mulled wine again.

@Jack_Chili @epilepsyaction How very dare you? Superman would never steal from Santa.... he's stolen them from the children.

My first of two Christmas themed sketches for @epilepsyaction .

@StazJohnson @epilepsyaction The Dark Judges all out carol singing.

@StazJohnson @epilepsyaction Hellboy Halo Jones Judge Anderson Dracula Old One Eye the Tyrannosaurus Mongrel and The Mess off off the ABC warriors.

I'm going to do a couple of Christmas themed sketches for @epilepsyaction , so which characters should I give the Christmas treatment to? Fictional characters only. Over to you lot...

@IamHappyToast Don't let the devil see you've got all those.

@Herring1967 Me1 vs Me2 Boxing? I thought we shouldn't talk about that.

bang on. He's not even got anything to smirk about. Especially once I've finished with him.

@plinytweet You subverted my eggspectations.

One child dressed as the embodyment of pure evil ... and the other dressed as Satan. #Aaahhhhhhh

@ProfBrianCox I have a copy but I'm not sure exactly where it is right now.

I’m a big fan of the approach to teaching quantum mechanics in this book. It’s straightforward and not loaded with historical confusion.

@qikipedia Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it’s my very good honor to meet you and you may call me “V”.

@qikipedia The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous.

QI Series V is here! We launch on Tuesday 22nd October with our XL VOYAGING episode at 9pm on BBC Two. Available on iPlayer straight after. See you there! #QI