Jack Samways

I hate greebos

@Dobbo0107 done

ARSENAL VS BAYERN MUNICH TICKET RAFFLE 🎟️ I will be raffling 1 Arsenal vs Bayern ticket for tomorrow in block 4 👍 To enter, donate £5 to gofund.me/59df3a19 (please put your name on the donation), then comment “done” 🤝 RT’s majorly appreciated 🙏

@KTFCTweets Absolutely pathetic. Had Pickering on an over 567.5 consecutive game streak. Fiver on at 17,000,000/1. Hope Chairman Jessop docks my winnings from his wages.

UPDATE: Pickering has to withdraw from tonight’s squad ❌ Tonight’s omission will break his 567 game streak. #KTFC

@CPFC_Official @KTFCTweets @borgandaz @TheLondonTanner @hugemark @CashCampain @sportswithguy @kattdj @StickyChris @NeilAllan1 Analysing the teams pre game, I believe @KTFCTweets have this in the bag. No disrespect to him but Tan Tan Man has not been himself this season. Let’s see how they get on. Looking forward to the results

@KTFCTweets @borgandaz @TheLondonTanner @hugemark @CashCampain @sportswithguy @kattdj @StickyChris Following a narrow defeat in last week's El Clasico CPFC have to regroup and go again tonight against stiff opposition in 3rd place KT FC. KT FC have won their last 3 games and will be looking to add pressure on @NeilAllan1's men with second place on the line.

🚨 CPFC Team News for match Vs @KTFCTweets Darry Borgan @borgandaz Tan Tan Man @TheLondonTanner Big Mark @hugemark Campers Snr @CashCampain Guy Sports @sportswithguy DJ Katt @kattdj Stickman @StickyChris

@LouisGray92 @HallumR @SkyNewsBreak @HarryKelly_ Absolutely heartbreaking. Ill be uncontactable for the foreseeable

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@KTFCTweets Lucas’s pockets after the game

Happy to report a very satisfying 3-0 win ✅ A tough game, but one clown on KFC’s team got a sin bin and we said thank you very much 🤡 3 games to go, we’ll share the table when we have it ↗️ #KTFC

@ladbible @HarryKelly_ caught in the act

Size of that 😲😲

Looks unreal ignore the haters

@CFC_CS @tommlaww @JordyCollings @HazzzaFox

The GOAT

It’s never officially Boxing Day until you’ve seen the 1963 Boxing Day scores posted on the timeline about 12 times

As a community club we would like to advise our fans and fellow clubs to never use @SoccerSixesS6 ⛔️ Luckily we have avoided them ourselves but their treatment of friends of the club has been absolutely abhorrent...

@HallumR @homelesspimp If we did this before David Lloyds you’d fall asleep in the pool and drown

@homelesspimp @Jack_Samways shoulda tried this really

@jafskii @JaiSedg and Sheriffa 😍

Name a better combo than crumpets and marmite, impeccable duo 👏🏻

@LewisJohnson93 @HallumR @shrimp_delight Naughty would batter him

@HallumR @shrimp_delight Still can’t work him out

SORRY what’s this train called??? say it again my guy 😭

@bevanss @KTFCTweets @ProfesCardano 😭😭😭😭😭

@KTFCTweets @ProfesCardano Samways with his third squad number of the year already?! An obvious plot to force fans to keep buying new shirts to stay up to date. Shameless from what’s supposed to be a family club

🚨 TEAM NEWS 🚨 It's a very familiar 6-man-squad as we make a fresh start in Division 4 🌴 With 139 goals in tonight's squad our push for promotion starts here ↗️ Again we are proudly sponsored by @ProfesCardano for the upcoming season! #KTFCIsABeach

@Arsenal @JackWilshere 🐐

Hey, @JackWilshere 👋❤️ We're helping Jack prepare and train for his next step, while he continues to do his coaching badges

@Roi7Le @bashy_mc @HallumR bit of you

⁦@bashy_mc⁩ picked you up a new air freshener 👌🏻

@jonathan_mon12 Yes, just 1 ticket

@Jack_Samways You still got those tickets?

@KTFCTweets What an honour to sign for such a well respected club, I’m looking forward to putting in many a mediocre performance for the team. Thank you as well to @Testcombe, I know there’s question marks over the tactics of the replacement manager but I wish them well in the future

Since off-loading Ben Evan’s wages and expenditure on bionic ankle-straps #KTFC is delighted to announce the signing of Swedish all-star Jack Samways. Often known as ‘Sam’ we’ve tied the Gosport-born Swede down to a 3-year-deal 🔏#DeadlineDay

@missollyt @anthonyallen798 😭

@anthonyallen798 @Jack_Samways mate bet you wish it's just £69 you spend 💀

Imagine waking up and checking ur bank and you’ve only spent £69, i fuckin wish

Sir Kalvin Phillips