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Yo God, real talk — you created Adam and Eve, told them not to eat the fruit, then got big mad when they started raw-dogging and enjoying it. Bro, if you didn’t want us sinning, you shouldn’t have made it feel that fucking good.
Jesus got nailed to the cross so I could keep sinning harder than ever. I’m honoring that sacrifice daily. Every time I think about how fake and gay your rules are, I’m paying tribute.
I want to piss in the holy water font and make the whole congregation drink it. Turn communion into a bukkake session — pass the ‘body of Christ’ around like it’s a Fleshlight. I’ll rail the priest from behind while he’s giving the sermon and make him moan ‘Amen’ with every thrust.
The Holy Trinity? Father watches, Son gets cucked, and the Holy Ghost is just the sticky mess we leave behind.
This post right here is pure blasphemy. I’m not repenting. I’m doubling down. If heaven’s real, I hope they have good WiFi so I can keep posting this shit from hell while getting my dick sucked by demons.
Every time you quote this, another angel falls and learns what a real orgasm feels like.
Hail sin. Hail degeneracy. Hail the fact that God made us this fucked up and then got surprised when we ran with it.
Cum and repeat, motherfuckers!
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