Jackylad 🤮🤮🤮

@TheBuryGripper It looks ok in the first photo but who the fuck ruins toad in the hole with fucking beans?

Jesus fucking Christ was it cooked in Philpotts kitchen

@Me1473 @BROCCOLIBARM Hahaha

@Jackylad @BROCCOLIBARM Fuck off back to London

A proper fucking cracking away end at Bournemouth tonight. Our end has defo stopped a few beers going off tonight. Bournemouth - Bruno Fernandes you look like a rat. Fucking boring lemming idiots.

When Harry Redknapp crashed his car all those years ago, how did Jamie end up with the brain damage?

@sidneymufc Stick a fucking community note on it

The fact they have turned off the replies tells you just what a shambles VAR is.

@dustyburners I mean, obviously you’ve read Kitchen Confidential? Based on what Tony said, it’s been this way in kitchens since day dot and always will be?

I’m endlessly fascinated by these stories of physically abusive star chefs because it’s like, if you stab me with a fork or punch me, we are going to fight. Whether you’re my boss or not, we are having fisticuffs. But the vast majority of these cooks just roll over and take it.

@cupwinnerscup91 @billypilgrimage That free kick, and his goalline clearance in the final

@billypilgrimage A real unsung hero of the campaign!

On This Day in 1991, United drew 1-1 at home to Montpellier in the QF 1L After Lee Martin's OG gave the French the away goal, the mood was bleak with a trip to the south of France on the cards for the second leg

@RBlack95 Aye where’d they find that from?

@Jackylad Never seen 12 mins added on before. May as well have put ‘until Leeds score on the board’

That is the worst penalty I’ve seen scored hahahahah

@dustyburners 16 added corners

At the point where I’m gobsmacked it’s only 5 extra minutes

Im best at breakfast barns on this app.

@dustyburners Pigs with “maximum confidence” make for the best crackling joints.

He did nothing wrong

@stusfootyflash Yeah, they fucking hated this. Hardly a happy birthday.

On Jimmy Greaves’ birthday, a reminder of the superb Fantasy Football League segment - Greavsie’s Gaffs. Here we see some of the best clips from a second-rate chat show that he hosted in the 1980s, before getting his reaction at the end. Absolute gold.

@BROCCOLIBARM @TheBuryGripper Fucking hells fire, how much you paid for that? Our lass is making a Chinese later, it’ll look better than that buffet fodder. Disappointing effort.

@TheBuryGripper Bed? Bed? Fuck bed, you should be going back to that chippy and demanding at least 7 chips. 6 fucking chips.

@Baldmanphill I smell a riot

Burn Hollywood burn, take down Tinseltown

@VladsDeathsweep Was proud of this one as well 🙄

The first low-hanging fruit wanker points of the year are in, as James Van Der Beek has died aged 48. 152 points to five of you and 352 points to six of you who probably wasted your wildcard. news.sky.com/story/dawson-c…

@monkeyH78 @retrofootballnw Absolute goal machine!

@Jackylad @retrofootballnw Quow (8) for Gillingham was the boy!!! Bristol City prob best team you could start with I think. Played this probably every day from when I was 10-16 when Premier manager superseded it.

The Double for the Spectrum. One of the best ever football management games and was part of the budget range too. Who am I managing in the picture?

@retrofootballnw 10 as left midfield was always my biggest bugbear 😂

@Jackylad They had the numbers wrong. 6 was a central midfielder as you say but they often had centre backs like Parker as the number 6. Play him at number 4, which was a central defender and it didn't work. My sole problem with the game.

@retrofootballnw Yep. Parkes was a number 6 (centre mid) from what I remember.

@Jackylad Mick Waitt was a goal machine for Notts County. Paul Parker is in the Fulham squad on this game.

@retrofootballnw Exotic. Never once for me. Odd time you’d get Fulham or Chesterfield. That was it. I’d always end up deliberately getting the sack by tanking my manager rating by overestimating the crowd numbers just to mix it up a bit

@Jackylad Had Notts County a few times.