Jacob Harris

Do these jorts stuffed with free breadsticks from Olive Garden make my thighs look oily? bitly.xaijo.com/krystal

googl.adultgalls.com/lorena There are no winners in an arm wrestling match, only Nascar fans.

Why do people wish they had a nickel for every time something happens instead of 5 MILLION DOLLARS? bitly.xaijo.com/lacy

"Frequently Asked Questions" is the most cheerfully passive-aggressive page of any website. bitly.xaijo.com/penelope

googl.adultgalls.com/marcy If you only see one movie this summer, maybe see more movies, they're great!

I wish I could remember how the hell I ignored people before I owned a cell phone. bitly.xaijo.com/howard

Well-behaved is past tense for me. bitly.xaijo.com/lolita

This thing changed my life. Find out how greenstarenergyconcepts.com/accesscover/60…

googl.adultgalls.com/jillian I feel like a 100 bucks. Yeah, that bad.

bitly.xaijo.com/tony Some idiot just told an elevator joke ON an elevator. It was wrong on so many levels.

This coffee shop is so crowded I accidentally started working on someone else's screenplay. bitly.xaijo.com/krista

Raspberry Ketone are the newest painless solution to weight loss. alacinc.org.nz/carrotalongsid…

googl.adultgalls.com/leann I don't think black people know that you can get just one tattoo.

No one loves their kids equally. I use a curve system. googl.adultgalls.com/rosemary

Raspberry Ketones Promo nabarmovie.com/drumbrush/34ch…

How Much Ketone is Right for Me? nabarmovie.com/bootbath/63ada…

"Who the fuck is this bitch?" - Me, every time the local news gets a new anchor woman. bitly.xaijo.com/willard

If you hold a SUV up to your ear, you can almost hear the sound of the ocean screaming. googl.adultgalls.com/aileen