Jacob Jı̊LG
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Jacob Jı̊LG
@JacobJiLG
the world wants your opinion

Kick off. It’s that mystery game. Even though I can’t see what they’re talking about, People keep mentioning these things around me: Physics, Fizzy, Fizz, Comedy Central, Federal, Medical, Methodist, Catholic, “Eucharist” (used wildly out of context), Pass, Magnet, Holding (foul), The Rabbit, Pet Peeve, Pet Peeving, Ethyl, Gribble, You Have The Ball, (Person) Has the Ball, Football, Basketball, Dead Ball (foul), “Murder” (the word “murder” seems to coincide to when I’m weary enough to contemplate suicide), Blowjob, Popped, Pops, Pop, Orgasm, Drugs, Drug Addict(s), Abudibadjab, Graveyard, Grave-Digging (foul), Freshman, Stupid Freshman, Earned it From Memory, Physics, Phys, Phizz, Phizzy, Game, Moms, Dads, Mom, Dad, Loma, Baseball, He’s In Love, He’s Not in Love, He’s a Virgin, Driver(s), Driving, Driver, Guiding Spirits, Gang-stalker(s), Lynched, Lynch Mob, MMA (Mixed Marshall Arts), Mountain Dew, Soap, Soaping, MMA (Mixed Martial Arts), Mobbing, Hit, I’m Hit, Pass, That’s Game Please God, can I please not be “the key” to this?















