Jordan

Im no cactus expert but i know a prick when i see one

The resurrection of Harambe

At least during the 1918 pandemic they had cocaine in their soda

@forbes_morgan Mom perks

@zandra_becker I was so excited to give my cats this bag of toys and all they play with is boxes and golf balls 🙃

I can’t stop spending loads of money on treats and toys for my cats and they.. do not care

Instead of telling your own daughters to change from shorts to pants bc there are men in the house try rethinking about what type of men you’re inviting in. No girl should have to feel uncomfortable in her own house because there are men present.

@EmilyGracie7 I'd be drunk for weeks

Take a shot every time a customer asks me where something is that we are sold out of because of the virus 🙃

@SAMMYSOSAFRED I support this

@eythan_braulick Yeah it's obviously 6

This fucking guy

hardest pill to swallow is that i’ll never get to see him live

@ScheibelK @BillyGriffth39 Dolla, dolla bills yall

Cash Rules Everything Around Me

You become washed when u stop learning