Jake from StateFarm

For cancer patients why don't they cut their hair before chemo and make a wig out of their own hair if it's long enough? #ThoughtForTheDay

@SportsCenter @MLB The reds are good this year? 👀

TJ FRIEDL SAID NOT IN MY HOUSE 😱 (via @MLB)

Just a thought... If God creates the beautiful sky imagery, and rainbows are part of the sky that God created... Does that mean God created gay people?

@USAUltimate can you call a time out during soft cap?

@TeamYouTube Fix youtube music first. You had a perfect service with Google play music and ruined it! Bring back all the features of Google play music!

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@Walmart what the fuck??

Why would the government have an obligation to search for and save the life of a billionaire who willingly took a submarine to the ocean floor but not a kid with cancer who can’t afford healthcare?

If @GOP is all about protecting kids and following the Bible? Why aren't they banning divorce? Isn't that a sin in the Bible? Isn't that hurting the kids? Or is it ok since a king changed the Bible thousands of years ago to allow divorce? Seems a bit convient to me #forthekids

@HerskovitzJen I don't have a telegram and will not be getting one.

The V2 migration is around the corner… #Shibnobi fam, this is happening! The starting price is set to be 0.000X (subject to change depending on the rise/fall of the market between now and the final snapshot of V1). And the tokenomics at launch will be as indicated below👇🏻

We celebrate the LGBTQ+ community during #PrideMonth and beyond.

Unveiling a notable shift in biblical translation: The word 'Homosexual' appeared in the Bible only in 1946, replacing 'knabenschander,' the German term for 'boy molester'

Fuck it let the debt ceiling be reached and fldefault on our loans Mayne then people will wake up and see how fucked everyone is and Mayne start being nicer then. #americaisfucked

@InfinityWard @Treyarch can we get ranked gunfight? #ModernWarfare2

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 11 years, since 31 Mar 2012 (via @twi_age).

@Treyarch @InfinityWard can we get some bo2 weapon prototypes since the game was set in 2025? I need a msmc in my life again

I'm so fucking tired of all his politic bullshit just leave me alone and ill leave you alone! Quit forcing your shit on to everyone because some book said it it's not that fucking hard to just be a decent person to everyone no matter what or how they identify! FUCKING HELL!

@Q1055Toledo hey! I couldn't find anywhere to message you without fully calling into the radio station. I won some @paramore tickets while being caller 10 around November but yet to receive the email with tickets like he said I would any help would be great!

@CallofDuty Ranked play back?? When did they have it?

Season 02 will be launching on February 15. Stay tuned for additional intel.