Jacob Levergood

Taylor swift is a cult.

There is not a greater fear in this world then when you use a new fridge water dispenser and aren’t sure where the water is going to come out

Just so you all know Napoleon Dynamite holds up really well

Science just proved I think I’m happier then I actually am and I don’t know how I should feel... I guess sad

I’ve been framing my pranks as “social experiments” as a way to avoid relational conflict.

I live for the ONU Gospel Choir Facebook page

Did you know that @emilyyergeison is a squirrel in a human robot body.

Do masks make @BadLipReading easier or harder for the super bowl?

@TomBrady just announced in the middle of the game, he is going to the @Lions next year for a real challenge

When a girl has a problem with the enneagram but not astrology run away.

@Timmy_Miller98 is a plain @McDonaldsCorp chicken nugget

Guys imagine it... monopoly and battleship mixed... Aw man, you sunk my hotel

I’m going to start making clean versions of songs and calling them remixes #ProducerLife

@hollyhoneycuttt @kaylee_rahill I feel attacked and you need to apologize

@kaylee_rahill @JacobLevergood

The only unforgivable sin: Liking mustaches.

Going to crash my first wedding today... It might be my cousins zoom wedding but I'm still counting it

If we all lived like Larry I think this pandemic would be over

I'm going to donald dunk on these haters

Perverts really ruined mustaches for everyone...

Is it normal to bully your roommate into hanging out with you?

@HaginAHiatt I remember when I used to respect you and your opinion