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@JacobPomroy

“you are not to play Mario Kart or go skateboarding for 3 weeks…..and no tv.”

Katılım Haziran 2011
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“I love that little hexagon thing!” - my wife while we eat Taco Bell at 1am.
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Spirit Airlines is no more and I feel incredibly privileged and blessed to say I never had to subject myself to that misery.
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It’s 2026 and I think we can all agree massive amounts of cheese and cured meat on a marble platter isn’t cute anymore. I’m still down for a nice charcuterie board with 2-3 cheeses, meats, nuts, fruit, etc. but we’re not doing 5 lbs. of cheese & meat that will never get eaten.
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I feel arthritic
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My limbs are so swollen right now. Sausage fingers & toes.
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I had not heard of this “Taylor Frankie Paul” person so I looked her up on Instagram and every single one of her followers was exactly who I thought they’d be. Same thing re. Mel Robbins……..we really need to cull the electorate. These people shouldn’t be allowed to vote.
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“What is your spaghetti policy here?”
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@Hersheys I just bought a bag of original Jolly Rancher hard candy - count 50. There’s not a single grape flavor in this bag. There’s about 25 blue raspberry which is objectively the worst flavor. What are you going to do about this?
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saltine crackers helped me through my darkest times
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Chipotle is the most overated mush-mush fast food. It doesn’t have a wide range of flavor in their protein, vegetable, or any other accoutrement. Also, they’ve given 100+ people food borne illness and killed a few of them in the last 10 years.
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Ichigo Niggasake@SomaKazima2·
I knew where this was going IMMEDIATELY she's right 😭😭😭
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“Go out there and like find out if your personality is.”
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On Sunday, Elmo’s X account was briefly hacked by an outside party, in spite of the security measures in place. We strongly condemn the abhorrent antisemitic and racist content, and the account has since been secured. These posts in no way reflect the values of Sesame Workshop or Sesame Street, and no one at the organization was involved.
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Helicopter footage of Nancy Mace using the Wawa bathroom after mainlining beans all day
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today is my dog's birthday so he is allowed a cigarette
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Remember when everyone begged Kristi Noem to stop talking about how she blew her dog’s head off and she just couldn’t
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….wth did my Knorr Chicken Bouillon powder go?
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Tucker Carlson and Britney Spears discussing the Iraq War on CNN in 2003
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