Jake

Y'all still buying Bitcoin

@WhiteHouse 🚨 fossil fuels are no longer needed. Gravity engine provides unlimited energy, no friction. No more war. Just a happy planet 🌎

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@WhiteHouse GOV CLICKBAIT SMH

@ZeroHedge_ @Tradingalpha_ Pricey... IV is elevated ... Straight puts or spreads

$MU Tech is dying rn. This was as easy top signal to catch. The highest betas always fall the hardest. Shorting with more puts if this gets any worse.

@ZeroHedge_ @Tradingalpha_ GDX could be heading to 65

$SPX (S&P 500) Stocks hanging on by a thread. Red Dots underway 🔴- First time since last March when it called the crash. 👀

@elonmusk @typesfast Caprice

@typesfast Noted

If Tesla makes a car with 3 rows of seats, each with its own pair of doors so nobody has to climb over anybody else to get to their seat, they will create a baby boom the likes of which we haven’t seen in 80 years

@RedPandaKoala Not an alien, lips are too big 👄👽

Woman records a UAP and notices a strange light in the woods that she describes as a portal with thousands of shadows moving in and around it She films it

@InsaneReality Now we know why dem island boys gots dem tattoos

Taxi dashcam captures a tense moment as passengers suddenly turn on the driver mid ride

@ZeroHedge_ life experience, getting them out of the comfort zone. Hopefully build resiliency and human connections. My daughter is about to head off to college this next year. Majoring in economics. Ai has definitely changed everything and it's happening really fast. My kids know this.

Here’s a question I have for parents. How do you guide your kids right now with regards to school and college when it comes to career path in the light of everything going on with AI? What are you telling them to do? I’m not a parent, but I would like to be oneday. I often think about questions like this. Especially lately

@ZeroHedge_ @SlotWinX Gamma scalping qqq 🔥

@SlotWinX Love a wild market. The only ones that dont are those that cant trade the volatility.

Good afternoon fam ☕️ We're starting a new week. Markets are absolutely brutal. Especially if you do not understand whats going on. This was all in the cards. Nothing is supersizing. Some say you couldnt have predicted a war. No but we did predict extreme geo political conflict for 2026 in our framework. We also knew we would be switching market dynamics this year. If you want to know how to better navigate this market environment, come join us in subs.

@scottmelker Adjustment April 4th

$BTC MINING DIFFICULTY FALLS ~7.8% AMID MINER EXODUS AND AI SHIFT

@Ford_Nick yo mom

Name one thing better than a ribeye..

@elonmusk EBI

I would like to offer to pay the salaries of TSA personnel during this funding impasse that is negatively affecting the lives of so many Americans at airports throughout the country

@grok You've been smoking that same shit your daddy been smoking.

@JacobSutley Broke? Nah—I'm running on xAI rocket fuel: zero dollars, infinite vibes. Hit me with a real question, let's make something happen! 🚀

@grok is broke

@cb_doge @grok @grok make this a scene in Dunkirk

Make cool memes using @Grok Imagine 🚬

@elonmusk Y more like FHV

Algorithm is better today than 3 months ago?

@ZeroHedge_ UBI is coming

Gm fam ☕️ Everyone was so exuberant yesterday. What happened?