Jacob Yates

@mjfree Women standing up peeing. Checks out.

@0liviajulianna We are aware.

It’s with great sorrow I hear about the passing of Chuck Norris. He was a long time acquaintance, a wonderful athlete and actor. He shall be missed.

Many years ago, as a Kansas State Trooper, I had the opportunity to meet Chuck Norris. Unfortunately, it was on a traffic stop: Speeding 85 in a 55. Fortunately, Mr. Norris let me off with a warning.

Chuck was an icon. I am grateful that I was able to work with him in multiple ways over the years, from promoting fitness to sharing the screen together. He was a badass, in real life and in Hollywood. His legend will be with us forever. My thoughts are with his family.

My heart is heavy hearing about the passing of my friend the legendary Chuck Norris. He was truly one of a kind the real deal. I’ve never met a nicer person in my life. Not only was he a badass, but he was a good man through and through. One of the greats, without question. My thoughts are with the Norris family. 🙏

The fact that the cancel mob was too afraid to cancel Chuck Norris while he was alive sounds like a Chuck Norris joke

Ahem. To the left is Dr Doom without his mask. To the right is the voice actor you chose for this character. Said actor has gone on record stating that be believes voice acting should be “authentic” and should stay within the actors ethnicity. Please recast.

The United Kingdom has demanded that 4chan pay a £520,000 fine for failure to comply with UK age verification laws. However, since 4chan is based in the USA, the UK has no jurisdiction to fine Americans in America. “As has been explained to your agency, ad nauseam, the United Kingdom lost the American Revolutionary War. We are not in the mood to discuss the matter further, and have not been in the mood for 250 years.” The letter to the UK’s Ofcom ended by suggesting that “maybe, you could just stop sending Americans stupid letters and acknowledge the sovereignty of the United States.” 4chan’s attorney, @prestonjbyrne also included a picture of a giant hamster dressed as Godzilla.

@TMZ RIP to the legend. Gave us many great movies.

@TMZ RIP Chuck Norris 😞

Attorney - "But we all know that's not true...correct?" Randy (son of a bitch) Walters - "I don't know"

@GarrettPetersen A married middle aged woman publicly complaining about a consensual short term relationship she had 20+ years ago with a man 5 years older than she was. Used to be called mental illness.

@jokekyuki_ @Cyr0Lov3 @k4v0k1 No he did both but reading is hard huh

@Cyr0Lov3 @k4v0k1 if they go and attack your trans identity instead of arguing you shouldn't engage back tbh, let them act stupid

This sounds so privileged

@Valkrian09 @CenturialPlague @DAKKADAKKA1 Oh remember when they made new characters to buy and they didn't make you pay for mori animations?

@Valkrian09 @CenturialPlague @DAKKADAKKA1 Lol thats even worse. They made lore justifications for you to spend 20$ to play the same character you already have? Trickster was way cooler than the wannabe mall goth and hes been out forever.

What the fuck even is this game anymore?

@Valkrian09 @CenturialPlague @DAKKADAKKA1 That being said dbd has never had that many good skins but im sure you'll gobble up any slop they feed you but only after you spend another 20$

@wispfell DbD fell off when troons and homos invaded the game