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@grlvania No I don't want to press charges officer

“what do the women that beat men look like?”

@tendernibble Thats what trainline tell me whenever I try to get a train anywhere 😩

@Jacob_C_Graham i’m not even going there…

a direct train to brum is 3.5 hours lolll

@ele__giac Average Manchester Wednesday night out experience tbh

Worst poured Guinness in the world, friend left to meet bf, no hand pic, bar is playing What I’ve done by LP, a middle aged couple asked me if I wanted to be their third. Are we ending it tonight gang?

@ele__giac Yes, yes I would

would you let that greek woman from twitter show you the wretchedness of this world

@fluffyyluna Want to make you do this

Want someone to make me do this 😵‍💫

@bruiz3d Woof woof 🐶

meow

@gentlebite_ True but it works

@Jacob_C_Graham no it’s just ick to do

Finally almost sorted out my Dreamhack schedule 😭🙏

@gentlebite_ The social anxiety could never 🤣

@Jacob_C_Graham ick

@gentlebite_ Just spam call them or something

@Jacob_C_Graham I NEED SOMEONE TO REPLY BACK

@tendernibble That's news to me, especially on this app 🤣

@Jacob_C_Graham i ammmm but someone on here isn’t cooked

does anyone know why my mirror makes these marks after i clean it??? like am i doing it wrong

@tendernibble Oh damn, idk then maybe your just cooked

@Jacob_C_Graham I DO

@grlvania Woof

meow

@grlvania Oh its been so grim recently, but hopefully new season will be better, we gotta queue some time

@Jacob_C_Graham i dont play ranked but im tempted to start

i can put some chinese in you

@gentlebite_ Phones exist for a reason

i live in the middle of nowhere

need a someone in the gym to tell me negative affirmations and that i’m a fat chud that will never rank up and fumble everything cos im a loser who can’t even lift my own weight let alone a baddie

@grlvania We need to find you an excuse so we can see more of this