Jacob Lash

@IHaveAFisshue Where the hell did doorman send me now?

it runs in the species. im right where i wanna be

@DazzlinCeleste what ever you say horse crab

@Jacob_Lashole I'm a unicorn! I *have* horseshoes, but I'm not a crab!

Loving seeing myself represented in nature 💖💖 And the crabs are cute as well. Hope they're happy!

@pearllhime try all you want you can't beat the Lash

if you don’t reply with things for us to recreate i’m chewing your skin off

@mashasgraveyard You forget the Lash is already here

DEADLOCK ROLEPLAY CLUB FIRST MEETING AFTER SCHOOL TOMORROW ⚠️ NEED: mina, mirage, celeste Dont be ivy because im alreadt ivy. meeting in room 203

@guiltron_ //Listen i liked joking around and stuff but i think soro actually hates you

I can't even ask questions anymore

@BonyeMurky //she's just so recognizable

@Jacob_Lashole I drew PEI too!! I think you guessed in a way :D

British Columbia!!! #countryhumans #provincehumans #canada #countruhumanscanada

@JacobTheLash Can't say I missed the fourth grapple but thanks yoshi

breaking news: the Lash is BACK, BITCHEEEESSSSS!!!! ✨️

@haze_OSIC I will keep doubting you when you keep placing my soul on the betting table, do you know how hard I had to get my soul back?

NEVER DOUBT YURI HAZE AGAIN. TAKE THIS AS A LESSON. IF I SAY PATCH TODAY, IT MEANS PATCH TODAY.

@yamatodeadlock @bluelanebox We are not doing this again counter spell @CounterSpellT3 counter this for us

@bluelanebox Do you feel purple?

they were trying to teach him the word chud

@bluelanebox Of course you chuds were

@ImTheTroubadour @HereComesBarrel So troubadour do you have a catch phrase like toubalicious or it's trouble time! I was randomly given this forsight at work

@HereComesBarrel Mommy should consider fuckin getting over it

Mommy wants to catch the troubadour!

@Hxsykhia Yoshi just knows who is the best

i love how much yoshi responds to very specifically lash related questions

@milliedreams_ // the lash is here to say drink up and get 4 bottles ready

last time i “blew up” was because i decided to take a shot of maple syrup every time a canadian followed me. totaling a score of 39 shots before i got ill and threw up. i will attempt to do this again IF we reach 2,000 followers before my birthday (saturday). game on canada.

@CalicoDeadlock //clearly we should play more modded l4d2

//sorry to be ooc a lot and doompost but guys... valve please get your shit even somewhat together, I know its a closed alpha and whatever but seriously this game is miserable right now and you keep making it worse ***every*** single patch i don't even have the game installed atm

@Sage_VALE_ Yeah you deserve worse

Being slowing hexxed as mina is a billion times worse The minaholics don't deserve this pain

@ReadPaigeThree You don't scare me bookworm

@Jacob_Lashole Not while im around

We sacrificed everyone so no one is gonna be able to enjoy it when it drops </3

@Rvhorizon @ReadPaigeThree @haze_OSIC

@Jacob_Lashole @ReadPaigeThree Not for long if @haze_OSIC has anything to say about it

@PrinzDeadlock The hell did I do to-

MINA VICTORS GUN DYNAMO QUANTUM ENTANGLEMENT SHIV GEIST LASH BEBOP SILVER WARDEN VYPER KELVIN YAMATO 2 TURNS INTO A SKILL SHOT ALL GUN ITEMS