Jacob

I love the Boston Celtics (foam finger is new to me)

@tittyreborn Spent like six minutes looking for the hair flip emoji to say thanks but I think I dreamt it, but thanks 🥰

These are the days we live for

@fe9ruary Thank you hehe

@Jacob_Snyds you’re so cool mama

It’s a beautiful day to buy in bulk

“Promise me you won't cast Gaseous Form at the party tonight.” Me: I promise. Me three drinks later:

Made a friend at the bar tonight

@hckywtchr Yeah

Are you telling me a marg a this rita?

Wrong, all men should be fat

@diewhitegirlz Oooo me me me me me

I am not ashamed of being vain

@fe9ruary As in good or bad?

@Jacob_Snyds can we take a moment for the hat???

Fuck it we drop a few midnight pics too

Things are way up rn

“My old hole…..”

Putting together a list of people to invite to my birthday party and a lotta yall are on there

Pussy from a girl who stocks beer and cheese at Whole Foods a couple days a week

@diewhitegirlz Thank you ♥️

I found God in a lunch break (drove to see my gf at work, made out for a bit, she gave me a blt and fries, then drove back to the office)