Always the Jake
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Always the Jake
@JacobsFieldRBW
Unpredictable mix of satire, Guardians analysis, and random thoughts. If you’re looking for an account that sticks to sports, look elsewhere. Tweets by AJ Baez.



Trevor Bauer sucks so much. He’s so washed.

The Guardians are placing Erik Sabrowski on the injured list with left elbow inflammation. Codi Heuer recalled.


The Trump administration is opening up land for oil and gas drilling in or around: —The Grand Canyon —Zion National Park —Joshua Tree National Park —Arches National Park —Grand Teton National Park —Denali National Park


AL MVP Favorites, via Kalshi: Aaron Judge (49% Chance) .250 AVG | 160 wRC+ | .936 OPS | 2.2 WAR Bobby Witt Jr (17% Chance) .295 AVG | 130 wRC+ | .833 OPS | 3.3 WAR Nick Kurtz (11% Chance) .290 AVG | 163 wRC+ | .936 OPS | 2.4 WAR



Stop asking “what if?” and start asking “what is?”

















