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So that's @elonmusk admitting he's a Nazi?

One of the biggest mistakes I see students making on multiple-choice exams is picking the wrong answer.

I read this as one title and got hyped af

In 1977, two American boys discovered that a local ice‑cream chain offered free birthday sundaes by mail, so they invented a fictional child named “Robert Alan Peters” to keep collecting the yearly treat. They filled out the birthday club form, listed their real home address, and for years received coupons addressed to their imaginary creation. The prank was harmless fun, just kids gaming a promotional system for a few extra sundaes. But in 1984, everything changed when a letter arrived from the Selective Service System ordering “Robert Alan Peters” to register for the draft. The boys, now older, were stunned: their fake child had somehow entered a federal database. The incident exposed that the U.S. government had quietly obtained and used the ice‑cream chain’s mailing list without permission, sparking public debate about privacy, data‑sharing, and how easily personal information could be swept into government systems long before the digital age.

i don’t irish exit, i do the american withdrawal (constantly change my story about when im leaving, if im leaving, who invited me)

Trump’s top two goals in the war: (1) No Iranian nuclear weapon. (2) The Strait of Hormuz is open for business. Just a friendly reminder that we already had both before the war.

It’s giving “have you tried…*not* being a mutant?” Bro what solution do you think there is that hasn’t been tried? The man is slowly dismantling the checks and balances of our government that were supposed to prevent exactly this. The biggest ray of hope at this point is that he’s got one foot in the grave already.

Hey, so. After Charlie Kirk was killed, did the left doxx his kids' school and barrage it with so much harassment and violent threats it had to shut down for the safety of the students and staff? Because the right did that to Renee Good's six year old son's school.

my favorite David Lynch tweets

All this crap generated about Greenland and Venezuela is just to distract from the Epstein Files, which have still not been released. In defiance of the law, might I add. RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES.

John Mayer’s beautiful rendition of "Ripple" at today’s public memorial for Bob Weir in San Francisco 🌹⚡️💀

"Abolish Ice" Democrats have my full support. "Ice Needs Better Training" Democrats can fuck right off.

@JDVance Yeah, the woman who says "I'm not mad at you," then, twenty seconds later, is bleeding out next to her kids' stuffed animals while ICE agents call her a "fucking bitch," is clearly at fault here. Your soul is black.

If you don't want to be shot to death by an officer of ICE, don't taunt them with incendiary rage-bait like, "That's fine dude, I'm not mad at you." Otherwise the three bullets in your face will be your own fault.

I made this meme just for this occasion, but feel free to steal it

Let's not forget, millions of Americans voted for Trump. They are our fellow citizens. So regardless of where we stand politically, it is imperative to reach out and tell each and every one of them that they are stupid fucking assholes.

There is nothing more inimical to the principles that our country was founded on than a government official declaring that due process should be tossed aside. Everyone is entitled to due process. Everyone. We thought it so important we wrote it into the Constitution TWICE.

Maga: wHy WoN't dEmOcRaTs cOnDeMn BiLL cLiNtOn!? Democrats: Um. Fuck Bill Clinton. Throw him in jail, too! Bill Clinton: Release ALL of the files, you little chickenshits. Idgaf. Maga: 🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗

people are calling it the least suspicious numbering scheme of all time