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Jadon Bower

@JadonBower

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North Carolina, USA Katılım Mayıs 2026
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Jadon Bower
Jadon Bower@JadonBower·
“Nation will rise against Nation, and Kingdom against Kingdom.” “And great earthquakes shall be in divers places, and famines, and pestilences; and fearful sights and great signs shall there be from heaven.”
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The Fights Club
The Fights Club@thefightsclub·
I wasn’t expecting this on Mother’s Day😮‍💨
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Mountain Dew®
Mountain Dew®@MountainDew·
If we made a body wash would y’all lather up
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Rabbi Brian Samuel
Rabbi Brian Samuel@rabbriansamuel·
I'm Jewish and have come to realize that Messiah is not only coming, but he already came. He is Jesus.
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Jadon Bower
Jadon Bower@JadonBower·
All we need is that damn oil.
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Jadon Bower
Jadon Bower@JadonBower·
Something big is coming my way.
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@JadonBower @sophieraiin Are you in a 2nd or 3rd marriage with your first still living? that's adultery according to the bible and that describes a lot of church people these days and they consider themselves Christians.
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Jadon Bower
Jadon Bower@JadonBower·
@gothburz Spot on, I lost (gave) money to Trump every time besides the phone scam. That’s not even counting the options I’ve lost due to his market manipulation schemes.
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Peter Girnus 🦅
Peter Girnus 🦅@gothburz·
I am the Head of Product at Trump Mobile. There is no product. I have the best job in America. 590,000 people paid $100 each to preorder a gold phone that does not exist. That is $59 million. My KPI is deposit velocity. I have a whiteboard in my office that says DEPOSIT VELOCITY. There is nothing else on the whiteboard. We announced the phone June 2025. Gold case. American flag on the back. "Made in the USA." Ship date: August. I moved it to November. Then December. Then Q1 2026. Then mid-March. Each time I sent 590,000 people an email that said "exciting update." The exciting update was that the phone still did not exist. In April I deleted the ship date from the website entirely. I got a standing ovation on the all-hands. That was our most successful product milestone. The phone is a $499 gold Android. 50MP camera. 6.78-inch display. Fingerprint sensor. I have never held one. Nobody on earth has held one. We got the T1 certified for network compatibility in March. We celebrated like we'd shipped. We did not ship. We certified the concept of a phone. The network said: if this thing existed, it could connect. We called that a breakthrough. On April 6th I updated the terms and conditions. "A preorder deposit does not guarantee that a Device will be produced or made available for purchase." Trump Mobile does not guarantee regulatory approval. Does not guarantee production. Does not guarantee delivery. Does not guarantee the phone will exist. The deposit is non-transferable and carries no independent cash value. I have the printout framed in my office next to the whiteboard. That is the only thing we have shipped on schedule.  "Made in the USA" lasted three months. Became "American-proud design." Then "designed with American values in mind." We manufacture overseas. Final assembly of 10 components happens in Miami. We counted putting the flag sticker on the back as one of the 10. While 590,000 people wait for their gold phone, we are currently selling refurbished iPhones. Made in China. With a Trump logo on the box. For $47.45 a month on T-Mobile's network. We are reselling another company's network at a patriotic markup. The plan is called the 47 Plan. The 47 is the only original thing about it. An intern asked me last month when we are going to build the phone. I promoted her to VP of Customer Expectations. Senator Warren wrote the FTC in January. I am not worried. We will have launched the next product before they finish reading the letter. That is always the math. I know the math because I have been watching it evolve for years. Trump University promised education. Delivered weekend seminars in hotel conference rooms. 5,000 students. Settled for $25 million. That was version 1.0. You had to rent the room. You had to print the binder. You had to hire the speaker. You had to settle. Three entire obligations. $TRUMP memecoin. No education. No binder. No room. Peaked at $75. Now $2.80. Down 96%. 1 billion tokens minted. 80% went to the team. 45 wallets gained $1.2 billion on launch night while everyone else watched their screens. For every dollar insiders made, retail lost twenty. That was version 2.0. You did not have to build anything. You did not have to hire anyone. You just had to press mint. Two obligations eliminated. $MELANIA. Same model. Launched 48 hours later on the same audience. Down 99%. 24 wallets bought $2.6 million worth exactly 2.5 minutes before the First Lady's announcement. One wallet turned $681,000 into $39 million in 24 hours. The team controls 92% of supply. Her launch crashed her husband's token by 50% in the same hour. That was version 2.1. A patch, not a release. You did not even need a new customer base. You could cannibalize the last one. WLFI. World Liberty Financial. The President's crypto project. Took $500 million from 600,000 wallets. Tokens locked. Cannot sell. Cannot transfer. Cannot leave. Team holds 73% of supply and votes to unlock itself. The project's advisor borrowed $75 million on a lending platform he co-founded. Using investor tokens as collateral. On a protocol where the project is 82.7% of total value locked. Other depositors could not withdraw. The President's family takes 75 cents of every dollar. That was version 3.0. You did not have to deliver anything. You did not have to pretend anything would go up. You just had to lock the door and keep the key. One obligation remaining: the smart contract. Trump Mobile is version 4.0. I did not have to mint a token. Did not have to write a smart contract. Did not have to lock a single wallet. Did not have to build a lending platform or freeze a billionaire or rig a governance vote. I put a flag on a gold rectangle that does not exist, opened a deposit page, collected $59 million from 590,000 Americans, and then updated the terms to say the deposit does not guarantee the rectangle will ever be real. The version history, in case you are keeping score: 1.0 — Had to rent a room. Had to settle. 2.0 — Had to mint. Didn't have to build. 2.1 — Didn't even need new customers. 3.0 — Didn't have to deliver. They couldn't leave. 4.0 — Didn't have to promise. They paid for the flag. Each version removes one obligation. University had three. We are down to zero. My product roadmap is one slide. It says DEPOSITS. Version 5.0 will not need the webpage. The phone was never the product. The deposit was always the product. The flag was the conversion funnel. The name was the close. The terms update was the only deliverable. "Made in the USA" was the positioning until it wasn't and then "American values" was the positioning until that stops working and then we will find new words that mean nothing and those will work too because the words were never the product either. I am the Head of Product at Trump Mobile. I have never made a phone. I have made $59 million. The product is the transaction. Delivery is a legacy feature from version 1.0 and we deprecated it three versions ago.
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`@ick_real·
If the government gave you $5 million (tax free) to denounce your citizenship and leave the country, would you take the deal?
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Jadon Bower
Jadon Bower@JadonBower·
@vvmpira @Mrgunsngear I didn’t bring up race, I’ve said the same thing about those two WHITE hillbillies that killed a dude in front of his wife in an alleyway. They should be put down too.
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Mrgunsngear
Mrgunsngear@Mrgunsngear·
Security footage was released today after it was announced that the two Gastonia police officers who shot and killed a man at a convenience store in January won’t face any criminal charges. Before getting into the details, as someone who has spent a lot of time in Gastonia, NC, this is the most "Gastonia" gas station conversation I've ever heard (audio up) 😎 -very good body positioning by the cop to conceal his 4 o'clock draw and a solid draw and first shot on target time 🤌🏽 -the cop took at least two shots on the threat while the threat was at a 90 degree angle; good example of why the 12-18'' penetration standard is the standard. Also, at that angle the standard "torso" target get's a whole lot thinner and the accuracy demanded increases -after the man in red was shot and killed saving taxpayers millions of dollars, it was discovered that the "gun" he pulled was a replica and not real Train accordingly... #CityLife #IQtest #police #charlotte #dumb #gastonia #FAFO #ballistics #accuracy #ConcealedCarry #crime #QC #urban
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Vertskuns
Vertskuns@Vertskuns·
@JadonBower @Mrgunsngear Idk you sounding pretty aggressive in this post. Best put you down too. You know, for the betterment of society.
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Name a scam
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FBI Los Angeles
FBI Los Angeles@FBILosAngeles·
The mayor of Arcadia, Eileen Wang, 58, has been charged in federal court with acting as an illegal agent of the People’s Republic of China (PRC). Details: justice.gov/usao-cdca/pr/a…
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Jadon Bower
Jadon Bower@JadonBower·
@Kick_Champ How do such losers have so much money to spend on these girls?
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KickChamp👑
KickChamp👑@Kick_Champ·
Clavicular introduced Alice Rosenblum to the fan who spent $3,150,000 on her and she immediately tried leaving after he crossed the line 😳 “You are so gross, get away from me. Clav help me. Don’t try to touch me loser. I'm calling the cops.”
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