Jaime Limón

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Si todo el país donde ocurrió está feliz, y tú que no vives allá, no, el pendejo eres tú.

Neta que quien está rediseñando la app de @BBVA_Mex porque cada vez le queda más culera, bájenle el sueldo. Qué estrés 😣

Splashdown confirmed! Congratulations to the entire SpaceX team on an exciting eleventh flight test of Starship!

GCP is entirely fucked right now and the status page is all green.

a saber qué coño quiere el rey julian ahora

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Color of the Day :(

Me every time I see Criston Cole on screen #HouseOfTheDragon

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Quick & easy way to understand how Starship is going to mars

Her: take me somewhere expensive Me:

Web developers in the future

my daughter turned 6 months old. it’s time.

I’m done buying Steelers WRS jerseys lol

*Abres Twitter a cualquier hora* Sidney Sweeney:

Them: Only an idiot would think that the Steelers can win a playoff game with Mason Rudolph as their starting QB. Me:

„My boyfriend is a @vuejs developer“

Tomlin is like this MFer Rudolph is actually doing good. 😂 #Steelers #NFL

Everyone at work today be like