Jake and Amir Quotes

TOP TEN PARTIES TO ENJOY!

@HowThingsWork_ I'm not talking about a cubic watermelon I'm talking about a cube of watermelon, do you know how unnatural that is?? OH OH YOURE WRONG @JakeAndAmirQs @JandA_nocontext

My review for Oppenheimer

@VoteWillows @depthsofwiki @blumenfeld @JandA_nocontext O-o-you’re wrong! O-o-you’re wrong!

@depthsofwiki DO YOU KNOW WHAT A HUMSTER IS? @blumenfeld @JakeAndAmirQs @JandA_nocontext

@guymrdth @JakeHurwitz if this script gets 1,000 retweets we'll shoot the fucker.

jake and amir - barbie

"I have July 13!"

Happy Fourth!

@RichEllefritz @blueflunew @InternetH0F

@blueflunew @InternetH0F I'd still split the check.

ouch

All this on Patreon + Amir's speech at Jake's wedding.

No arm warmer. No tank. A lack of zero compression pants.

You also seem incapable of going with the flow of a conversation. You have like some sort of agenda, you're going to make your point no matter what I contribute.

@3YearLetterman Climb to the top of the Eiffel Tower and start slapping French women until their mustaches fall off - and you can delete it because I've already done it. @JakeAndAmirQs

TOP TEN FISH TO READ... BY AMIR VALERIE... TUNA!

@VoteWillows @NickAdamsinUSA Nothing. It’s bad.

@NickAdamsinUSA What about One Almond is just perfect @JakeAndAmirQs

Show me the breasts on an almond.

Shit is getting controversial on r/jakeandamir

The problem is this is an Autumn picture. When December rolls around I'm gonna need a winter photo.

Things are getting real on r/jakeandamir...