Jake “The Toe” Collins

Internship offered me full time after grad and gave me 3 cities to choose from 🥹

@ComeToTheBay @MulletEnjoyer @boxbugga2 Which foot dude Courtney sounds like a freak

@MulletEnjoyer @boxbugga2 @JakeCollins_94

Tried to play a prank on my buddies put pissed on my pants instead

@jonald50 I try to help everybody out for sure man and I’m glad I could give something of substance. But damn that’s a DRIVE which shows you’re a good guy. Really don’t sit and dwell on anything you’re doing wrong because you’re doing all the right things and giving efforts man

@JakeCollins_94 Probably the most sound advice I’ve received all night. What people don’t realize is I’m in Pittsburgh and I’m talking about going to CUMBERLAND MARYLAND & this is the shit I’m getting in response. Just know if I ever leave this app for an extended period of time I became a monk

I don’t want to talk about it.

@herancortesbv Yeah fs the humor is there but pfp isn’t

@JakeCollins_94 Find a random old man in visible distress selfie. Boosts your post being funny by at least 60%

I’m tired of gengar will someone find me a burner pic to use?

@jonald50 Well that is something to consider too because funerals are typically in the day and viewings are in the evening after work. I would play things out and see if she reaches back out but I definitely wouldn’t let it get to me man

@JakeCollins_94 There’s an extremely soft voice in my head that says a girl who was looking for an excuse to get out of a date and decides to use a fake death as an excuse would 100% say “funeral” instead of “viewing” but nothing else adds up. I don’t fucking get it man.

@iminamtg I mean he even took into account “the toe” so I can’t pass it up

@JakeCollins_94 It’s fitting

Do we all agree Lee’s idea should be my new pfp? Contenders drop any ideas in the replies and I’ll change it tomorrow

@jonald50 Jonald man I don’t think I can find a reason to believe it either but she didn’t even say if she was going to the viewing?? I say you dodged a bullet man and the next one is going to work out

@JakeCollins_94 That was after three days of being EXTREMELY dodgy over text and I have quite frankly no reason to believe this

@BrynnForbes11 Bryn man I would have shown up for you guys

Last night of spring break and only 1 of the 4 guys I came with are going to the bar with me. Actually shrink the fuck out of my friends

@GenBriffin She’s gonna go to hell for that

Just had a girl lie and she was at church but her friend posted a pic of them at a formal I’ve lost all hope

@LeeBeebesBurner Lee I should’ve just come to you in the first place

@JakeCollins_94 Didn’t mean to dox your face but here ya go you greaseball

@BrynnForbes11 One may be your wife and you don’t even know it Bryn

So down bad I get excited when a chick burner likes my tweets

Im getting the mascara allegations again

@wardangbill Also I’m joshing keep her wifed up

@wardangbill Oh! In that case dump her

Theoretically if I met the wife on Snapchat quick add would that be a bad thing

@Slickrickkyyy Damn were they able to get any eggs out to eat

Special shout out to one of my boys for leaving this pan like this for a day on SB preciate u

@bobbymo24 I got a great idea Bobby Mo!

Time to start thinking about the 100 follower doxx. Any ideas?

@JakeCollins_94 Whole room slimed! God dammit