Jake Conlon

First day in charge of Hull City's accounts department has gone very well, delighted with myself #hcafc

@Uzzell01 Will be Shankland if the last squad was anything to go by

Could this open the door to our Oli?

@maedamaestro Oi, that's not depressing

Do you think Shankland was just blaring depressing tunes like Someone like you on the way back?

@RemyMcWankstain @Stevenstr03 I love Hull City, and I still spend 90% of the time cursing everything about the club. Trust me - There's a lot more silent respect down here than you may think. And if I'm wrong - We love two things down here: football and good stories, hence why we've loved the title race

@JakeConlon13 @Stevenstr03 If by "secretly fond" do you mean 90% of english football fans constantly slagging off scottish football?

The best bit about Hearts losing that is all the english absolutely furious about it for some weird reason.

@MoCappacho @Stevenstr03 I absolutely despise the IDF, Hamas and Tommy Robinson

@JakeConlon13 @Stevenstr03 Aye you love Isreal and Tommy Robinson aye ?

@Stevenstr03 *Sapsford

@Stevenstr03 A lot of their investment has taken time to blood in though. Milne a huge example of quality profiling that hit the ground running. United need to be looking at more players like that instead of A-League bust or boom projects (admittedly I hugely rate Sapsord when he's on it)

@AntNorthgraves The situation hasn't changed, right? I've been too focused on Hearts potentially sueing the SFA today to see anything else of note?

Worst thing about this is that it’s taking the shine off the excitement of getting to Wembley. This period of uncertainty and assumptions is tedious and frustrating. Get something locked in so we know what’s happening. We’ve done nothing wrong and worked hard to earn this.

Could always stick a Masters Football reboot on instead of the Play Off final should Hull City get promoted automatically. I, personally, would pay an absolute fortune to see Dean Windass or Ian Ashbee snap the fuck out of Matt Le Tissier #hcafc

@Uzzell01 @EFL Only advantage is that the comedy clubs in Soho will be open by the time the game finishes, so can go and collapse in one regardless of if we win, lose or even play the game

By the way, 4.30pm is a ridiculous time to kick off, with supporters struggling to get trains back @EFL. I actually hate you 👍

@AllenForSur3 @louorns @KingOfTheScum @SaintRob__ You and Taylor Harwood Bellis would get on well

@louorns @KingOfTheScum @SaintRob__ Just msg him and he said Louorns is a fat disabled bellend

Flynn Downes on Tonda Eckert. #SaintsFC

@benswfc15 See if your season tickets come out before our Play Off final tickets

🚨BREAKING: Hearing the delay in releasing season ticket information is to do with ongoing discussions between the board and Wednesdayite about concession prices. Will keep you updated when I find out more #swfc

To @SouthamptonFC Unkind regards From everybody involved with Hull City

@thehandofbeadle So you're suggesting the optimal excuse is that it was actually PuffPuff, and he was acting alone?

Southampton should tell the FA that their scout wasn't spying on the Middlesbrough team, he was simply a humble paedo trying to take pictures of the youth teams from the bushes

@athamesy_ @louorns @oli_mcburnie And Harwood-Bellis is about to get banned for a long, long time. Classic Hull

@louorns @oli_mcburnie His easiest games of the season have been against Harwood Bellis

The fate of football is on your shoulders @oli_mcburnie

@philclarke0170 Watch it again! He jumps in like that after getting pushed off the ball, I thought you lot were meant to be all 'ard and above all that

@JakeConlon13 Retaliation?? Heard it all now.

Another ouch moment. This one for Tristan Crama. Almost the last moments of his last game of a 50 game season, playing all 46 league games missing 33 minutes. Immense effort. Very late one this. #Millwall

@philclarke0170 Which he doesn't do... If you're willing to reject the evidence of your own eyes. Add into the equation it was retaliation, which means he was clearly out of control as he would never have made that challenge prior to getting outmuscled: he should have been ordered off

@JakeConlon13 Lunges at a player …

@philclarke0170 So it's a red card by law, and also by convention as we have seen lunging scissoring motions red carded even when the ball has been won. The Gelhardt one isn't a great tackle but the damage that challenge can do vs the Sturge tantrum is minimal

@philclarke0170 Under Serious Foul Play, Law 12 Section 2 Any player who lunges at an opponent in challenging for the ball from the front, from the side or from behind using one or both legs, with excessive force or endangers the safety of an opponent is guilty of serious foul play

@philclarke0170 Winning the ball's irrelevant in the modern day and age if the trailing leg, which was a separate challenge in it's own right, comes in with a scissoring motion. Now Kyle Joseph will miss a final because your left back couldn't handle being bullied in a physical battle

@AshleyBailez94 What for a tackle that win the ball and then he’s injured with legs tangling ? Sure.