Jake Flint

After diligently signing up for pre-sale codes, navigating websites and waiting patiently for hours in several online queues, I finally got some great tickets to Taylor Swift and Tyler Childers. @ Keetonville, Oklahoma instagram.com/p/ClMGesVuiDb/…

Apparently Vistaprint doesn’t think my marriage will go the distance…

I think I would be pretty good in a 3-Way because there’s never been a time in my life when I didn’t have at least 2 dogs…. I can rub the belly and pat the head at the same time no problem.

Why do we wash washcloths? I kinda feel like you wash a washcloth everytime you wash with a washcloth…

Full House. #mastiff #mastiffsofinstagram #englishmastiff @ Keetonville, Oklahoma instagram.com/p/CjI0GoALqHc/…

I don’t wanna be skinny, I just don’t want my titties to jiggle when I brush my teeth.

Throw back to the old days 🍻 @JakeFlintMusic @JRVCarroll

Just posted a photo @ Copper Penny Pub instagram.com/p/CiJ1DTzOtGs/…

@zachlanebryan @JRVCarroll When one uh yall gunna drop Coo-Wee-Scoo-Wee in a tune. #hwy88

"I GIVE YOU MY WORD AS A BIDEN": Joe Biden repeatedly promised middle-class Americans would not "pay a penny more in taxes" under his administration. He lied.

@POTUS I can’t wait for everyone to see the GIANT lithium strip mines scattered amongst the beautiful Wyoming landscape. The displaced, heavily impacted wildlife. The depleted groundwater supply. The leaking pvc liners. And thinking…damn I miss hydraulic fracturing.

The Inflation Reduction Act is now law. Giving Medicare the power to negotiate lower prescription drug prices. Ensuring wealthy corporations pay their fair share in taxes. And taking the biggest step forward on climate in our history.

@chrismatthewsok It’s just one of those days….

Nothin but Limp Bizkit this weekend

This little lady just about murdered me and two other cars on the highway with her signature “no look merge” maneuver. She had two too many words on her back glass.

Live music this weekend… Friday night - Jake Flint Saturday night - Ethan Stedman #thesaltybroncsaloon #homeofdirtandspirits #supportlivemusic @jakeflintmusic #ethanstedmanmusic

@billburr Every time I brush my teeth it engages my gag reflex and it often sounds like a hardcore porno in my bathroom. Every time it happens I stop and listen carefully…because, without fail, from somewhere in the house my fiancé will shout “GAY!!!”

@Sheet_ShowShaun @zachlanebryan That was a really neat experience. What a treat.

@zachlanebryan @JakeFlintMusic I see you there! 🤣🤣

I think the boldest move by the chicken industry was cutting the chicken “wing” in half and selling it as two chicken wings.

@JamesTaylor_com I’ve noticed when you are riffing into songs, the lick from the “Like Everyone She Knows” intro makes it into the mix quite often. I’ve noticed because it’s one of my favorites. Is that a favorite of yours as well? We really enjoyed the OKC Show last night. TY!

@maybechrisjones They should try swinging a little sledge hammer in it.

These people crazy as hell