Jake Holmes

Jesus fuck the game was 6 to nothing

Still won’t have a winning record

Will still go 79-83

The fucking pirates have done this shit what, one since 34 fucking years I’m done

The fucking Steelers who have no idea what they’re doing at the most important position in sports are closer to winning a championship than the “upstart” Pirates… fuck off, this is true

Bro I am fucking done with the Pirates. Sell the fucking team. This is a fucking circus.

@paps35 @Pirates Ha! I did. Shame on me. I actually thought the effort to put together a competitive club was there in the off-season. Turns out it was just bringing in a couple of guys who could hit so the powers that be could check a fucking box.

@JakeHolmes31 @Pirates Wait, you had hope for this team?

FINAL: Phillies 11, Pirates 9

Will ALWAYS be losers

Who gives a fuck win a fucking game. Go to the playoffs. Fuck all of this

That’s the season right there.

Another 8 games under .500 season incoming you worthless fucks

Why is this loser still on the team @Pirates

Oh great Justin Lawrence maybe he can get his ERA to 90 so they’ll consider DFAing him

I’m so fucking tired of rooting for a shit baseball team. Three good teams in my 32 years on earth. Actually had some hope and they’re just shit like all the other teams

I know it’s an accomplishment and a great moment for people and families. But I’ve been watching family interviews of people that amount to absolutely nothing in MLB my entire life. Enough.

@vlachjordan That slider looks like a fucking 6-12 arc in slow pitch softball

@JakeHolmes31 Ben Cherington is smarter than everyone. Never question him!

Getting rocked. Who knew calling up a guy that has a fucking era over 7 in AAA was a bad idea..

Pirates about to face a rubber match tomorrow vs the Rockies. If they drop two of three, at home, to Colorado. That’s it. Idc if it’s May. Don’t believe, put your cones away, they won’t finish with more than 80 wins

Send Marcel Ozuna to the fucking Chunichi Dragons