Jacoby Strawberry

@SportsSciJacob What’s your unit total on NBA props this season?

Prepared for Departure SCIENTIST 2/9 NBA BEST BETS🏀 1.0u – Jalen Duren Under 27.5 PR (-120) 1.0u - LaMelo Ball Under 20.5 Points (-123) 0.8u – Gershon Yabusele Over 8.5 Points (-116) 0.2u – Gershon Yabusele Over 9.5 Points (+123) 1.0u – Day’Ron Sharpe Over 6.5 Rebounds (-125) 1.0u – Nolan Traoré 5+ Assists (+102) 1.0u – Isaiah Collier Over 29.5 PRA (-106) 1.0u – Jusuf Nurkić Over 9.5 Rebounds (+100) 0.8u – Onyeka Okongwu Over 1.5 Made Threes (-145) 0.2u – Onyeka Okongwu Over 2.5 Made Threes (+200) 1.0u - Paolo Banchero Under 22.5 Points (-116) 0.2u – Ryan Rollins Over 19.5 Points (+145) 0.8u - Ryan Rollins Over 17.5 Points (-110) 0.2u – Dylan Cardwell Over 9.5 Rebounds (+139) 0.8u – Dylan Cardwell Over 8.5 Rebounds (-118) 1.333u – Isaiah Hartenstein Over 3.5 Assists (-113) 0.8u – Rui Hachimura Over 1.5 Made Threes (-122) 0.2u - Rui Hachimura Over 2.5 Made Threes (+239) 0.1u – Luguentz Dort Over 3.5 Made Threes (+600) 0.2u – Luguentz Dort Over 2.5 Made Threes (+250) 0.35u – Luguentz Dort Over 1.5 Made Threes (-127) 1.0u – Nikola Jokić Over 21.5 RA (-114) 1.333u – Jarrett Allen Over 1.5 Assists (+110) 1.0u – DEN +1.5 (-108) 1.0u – PHI Moneyline (-130) 1.0u – Joel Embiid 7+ 1Q Points (-140)

Once again former NC State receiver Torry Holt is a finalist for the NFL Hall of Fame. - 13,382 yards - 920 receptions - 74 TDs - Super Bowl champion - 2000s All-Decade team - 7x Pro Bowler - 6 straight seasons with 1300+ yards A Canton-worthy resume.

Old Spice really thought an allusion to a teenager masturbating was gonna be hilarious, didn’t they. I guess it’s better than the eczema commercials. 🤮

South Carolina scores a TD to extend its lead over No. 3 Texas A&M (it's now 30-3 at halftime) and then deals with a shoulder check from a Texas state trooper. 🏈 👮‍♂️ #CFB

That College Station Trooper better get in trouble. Bumped into 2 college athletes on purpose and then yelled at them. Inexcusable.

What the fuck is going on in the World Series rn. Why the fuck am I watching a Jonas brothers concert in the 5th inning of the World Series

@flippin_2 I immediately said “put the team on his back doe”

Joly with the Greg Jennings TD 😂

@JohnLaghezza John I love the substack. Had an amazing summer based off your base-hitter projections. I love the MAX projections. Anyway we could get the MAX a day in advanced? I have no idea what goes into it, just curious.

@ChelsaMessinger #thankschelsa

I’m afraid if I turn it back to the nc state game they’ll look terrible again

@JediModi that CLV on Ladd is absolutely insane. #thanksMatt

@toastsams13 I missed this tweet where you disavowed your own system lol. No big deal though, it's apart of a $10 donkey parlay. Just having fun, like Sauce says.

@JakeJams_Vol3 still the 2nd half left, but it did feel good to see it lol

Dont see moves like this in the market a ton But I have always said 8.5 is an auto bet, but my gut is not feeling this one

That’s a great win man! It’s completely fine to hate on Dave when warranted, but you gotta give him his flowers when it’s deserved.

Remember last year when they sent Grayson’s helmet 20 feet in the air and then returned the ball for a TD while he lie unconscious. And everything was cool? Fuck that

Justice. 🐺

Least it’s early. 🤷‍♂️

@kylekirms Hilarious. Over here screaming at the announcers game 1, week 0. God bless college football

How do these announcers not understand the game is over?

@toastsams13 watching all the favorites win tonight I had to hit the "Congrats World" slogan. Also that needs to be a T-shirt. Just sayin. @kylekirms

@StooliePicks top tier scouting report on Julio! DM me your venmo, I’ll buy ya a beer for that one. 🍻

When you lie on your resume and have to make a spreadsheet on your 2nd day. #GTHC