
Jake Jankowski
674 posts



Leave it to the Paleo players to find strangest tech a deck has ever seen. Its hard to admire any graveyard turbo deck spotted running Rise to Full Height, but this one will get the pass.



Another day of waking up early and spending $30 when I don’t even want to play Magic, but the local one slot RCQ needs enough players to fire so we can get a friend qualified to play in the next RC with us. Time to go scoop to her and never actually play any Magic. Fun system!




Designed a deck to maximize my chances of winning in untimed rounds in top 16. Unfortunately, top 16 isn’t untimed—it’s 3 hours, then the highest remaining seat wins. I reached an unassailable position, but ran out of time. I was too focused on my game rather than the tournament-


if you think a revolution is feasible in any first world country in **2026** you’re genuinely sub-80 iq


Mascot Horror Is Stupid



There’s a very weird subset of people (casual players that don’t want to improve but also can’t handle losing) who wish that all competitive games were just rock paper scissors.















