Jacob Major

I think a powerful Halloween costume idea would be playing off the concept of Maverick and Goose - but instead of dressing up as pilots, one person dresses up as a maverick gas station employee, and the other person dresses up in a goose suit.

One of my favorite perks of having roommates/sharing a bathroom is when your roommate brings home a new body wash and you basically get a free demo

I’ve been recently reminded of the physical toll guitar hero takes on your left hand

Just finished my first hot boy walk, feeling unstoppable

I want to redact my prior tweet as I have just discovered 15 nuggets in my box compared to the 8 I ordered.

Just had a chick fil a employee tell me “for sure” instead of “my pleasure” after I thanked him. Like, what the fuq is that all about?

@krenzby Terrible take

I miss Rebecca black

Found myself lurking a little bit more lately. Perhaps the comeback story isn’t finished

I did not

Might come back to Twitter, might not, idk

Doge Barking at the Moon

She said it was either her or dogecoin. So I sold my wife and bought more $DOGE.

@BrockHalling @USUBasketball Not your best

Wow, not losing faith in my ags, but we haven’t won a game since last decade😬😬 @USUBasketball #AggiesAllTheWay

When in doubt, whip it out #heapsoflove #heapsofadvice

🚨 BY POPULAR DEMAND, if this gets 1,000 retweets by midnight on Friday, we'll change our profile picture to this for finals week. #USUAggies #AggiesAllTheWay

Wow, new season of Game of Thrones looks amazing

Feels.

Well everybody, this is my last tweet, stay tuned cause come January 2017 I'm gonna throw out some fresh new tweets! #calledtoserve

Also it starts at 1!