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Jake Brooks

@JakeMeUpB4UGoGo

Raconteur of geekery… (He/him) @JakeMeUpB4UGoGo on T¡kT0k/¡n$ta

California, USA Katılım Şubat 2009
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Jake Brooks
Jake Brooks@JakeMeUpB4UGoGo·
@haletheartist @uchicide I’ll be honest. I knew Stu wasn’t fucking alive and then that dude was all like “oh yeah, that’s John Doe” I was like “well that’s bullshit and the only reason he would lie is if he’s a killer.”
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rosie@uchicide·
If i was ghostface, took off my mask and no one even recognized me or reacted to my reveal…I would just shoot myself
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Jake Brooks@JakeMeUpB4UGoGo·
@ShellyinHelly Noooo, stick with bi, our flag is better! (Which is my one and only argument for bi supremacy.)
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🦋Shelly🦋@ShellyinHelly·
Found out from my trans cousin in law that i may be pansexual
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Jake Brooks
Jake Brooks@JakeMeUpB4UGoGo·
@ShellyinHelly I think they meant “season three with the white people back.”
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🦋Shelly🦋@ShellyinHelly·
Sabrina popped up as a judge while I'm watching Project Runway. She used to do everything! Truly a busy woman!
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🦋Shelly🦋@ShellyinHelly·
Sometimes I look back and realize I really didn't give a single fuck about college 😭 I'm so glad I dropped out, it was never for me
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Jake Brooks
Jake Brooks@JakeMeUpB4UGoGo·
@ShellyinHelly Tell them ya husband only exists because of undocumented Mexican immigration and birthright citizenship. And that he’s GLAD he stole the bourbon at White Elephant. Y’all don’t deserve quality whiskey!
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🦋Shelly🦋@ShellyinHelly·
People at my job laughing about deportation...yeah I need to get tf outta here
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Jake Brooks
Jake Brooks@JakeMeUpB4UGoGo·
Heading to where the skies are bluer, JakeMeUpB4UGoGo Will probably do the occasional TWEET here to keep it active but nothing that won’t able be… um… blued? skied?… over there.
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Jake Brooks
Jake Brooks@JakeMeUpB4UGoGo·
(I mean I will also periodically swing by to like all my wife’s tweets.)
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Jake Brooks@JakeMeUpB4UGoGo·
“Probably just chasing squirrels…” Jesus fuck I wasn’t expecting that shit on a cartoon where the Bride of Frankenstein and a Nazi-killing robot fight supervillains…
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Jake Brooks@JakeMeUpB4UGoGo·
Holy shit, somebody actually made a movie based on Superman comics…
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Jake Brooks@JakeMeUpB4UGoGo·
So Dexter famously had a shitty ending. Then years later they did a sequel series that gave Dexter a GOOD ending. So FUCK this Young Sheldon version of Dexter that undoes that in its first fucking scene…
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Jake Brooks@JakeMeUpB4UGoGo·
Has anyone ever taken a picture of Ice Cube flipping off Sting?
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Jake Brooks@JakeMeUpB4UGoGo·
“He had a family.” So did Charles Manson but I wasn’t weeping when he died either.
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Abdelrahman ElGendy
Abdelrahman ElGendy@El_Gendy_95·
TL;DR.
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Lindsey Graham@LindseyGrahamSC

To President Biden, President Trump, and current and future members of Congress: If we do not act forcefully against the ICC after their outrageous decision to issue arrest warrants for the duly elected Israeli Prime Minister and former Minister of Defense, we are making a huge mistake, and I fear the United States is next. Israel is not a member of the ICC nor is the United States. Israel has a very robust legal system and so does the United States. If we do not fight back against the ICC’s attack on Israel, it is as if we are conceding that they have jurisdiction over the United States. We cannot let the world believe for a moment that this is a legitimate exercise of jurisdiction by the Court against Israel because to do so means we could be next. I will be introducing legislation that puts other countries on notice – If you aid and abet the ICC after their action against the State of Israel, you can expect consequences from the United States. Any nation that joins with the ICC after this outrage is a partner in a reckless act that tramples the rule of law.

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James Urbaniak
James Urbaniak@JamesUrbaniak·
Congrats to Scott Baio as new Attorney General nominee
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