Jake “Mileage” Hope

Officially 25 days sober off weed. I recommend quitting to everyone. It dictated my life, now I am in control and couldn’t be happier

Might’ve just found the #Wife

That get back a mf🤣

Anyone in Chicago want to get beers for Cubs/Brewers?

@ChrisH_Wright @peteg69420 My apologies Christopher.

@JakeMileageHop @peteg69420 Nah I’m agreeing with you 😂

Do people goon to their girlfriends exclusively or do they watch porn too need some advice here

@ChrisH_Wright @peteg69420 I’m not nuts I just have a grip on my balls about reality; and that’s I can’t bust to the same girl virtually for more than 2 weeks TOPS

@JakeMileageHop @peteg69420 Yeah this guys nuts

Going driver off deck in the bar tonight…. Iykyk

@jaylombardi87 Fuck no I’d rather divorce her

If ur wife making like 500k a year would u be a stay at home husband?

@MatrixTakes Better lifting with fucking vin diesel I mean fuck🤣

@JakeMileageHop Most absurd pricing I’ve ever fucking seen man

The Hamptons are ridiculous calling 389 dollars for a 3 month pass for a tiny gym with 3 pieces of equipment a FUCKING SPECIAL????

Doesn’t get more anabolic then this #Tuesday

@BruceWwayne67 Congrats man proud of you Mr. Wayne

@JakeMileageHop Same timing mileage. Not spoken about enough how clean it feels

Officially 25 days sober off weed. I recommend quitting to everyone. It dictated my life, now I am in control and couldn’t be happier

Thank you Mr cheng

Deadass watched this whole dudes career blow up. Insane glaze but niche as fuck @adinross

Fag maxing

In our work meeting today chimed in with the “I’m mega nuking the Spurs tonight”. Forgot this isn’t 2comm with my boys

@CrazyBeans07 Kinda crazy the department I’m in, 3 ex d1 baseball players, my chud ass, kid named Kyle that was in sae (definitely squid of the PC) and our boss never went to college. Talk about a lineup

@JakeMileageHop Dang sign me up

Summer internship has beer on tap, my coworker was in sae good vibes

Hometown eater is subbing off the bench and seems to look to drop 40 before half