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I like me ‘xactly how I is

@iamglep It’s painful to watch him play. He’s such a cry baby pussy. He has flopped his way this playoffs to becoming more unlikable than Jordan Binnington to me and I hate that guy.

It’s too consistent with OKC as a unit. This is something that they’re coached to do. Any contact you don’t like? Fall. Make a bad play? Fall. Defender too close? Fall. Get boxed out? Fall. No one touches you? Fall. Get hit in the chest? Hold your neck and lay on the floor.

I miss Max on TV bc who else calling out these clowns like this?

This Montreal team is so unlikeable, it’s actually insane

Joe Ingles might be my favorite player of all time 😭😂

Don't let them lie to you, Kendrick Lamar ft AZ Chike "peekaboo" is a hit.

ironic cause the iceman was a sprite man

HAPPY 30TH JOSH ALLEN‼️

OKC is the most bitch made team I’ve ever seen! The coach, the star, everyone! Chet is gay, all of em! Holy shit make it end!

Avs doing random Jeezy edits? You know what...hell yeah

Let God Sort Em Out by Clipse was really refreshing. Still is.

Can’t lie. This is tough as hell. You put out a Jeezy hype video, you might win by a billion.

Keldon Johnson compared Wemby's clutch three to a 25 kill streak in Call of Duty ☢️🤣 (via @spurs)

@RIGonculous If you’re making AI slop to try and make some weak ass point on a troll post… you’ve lost the plot and are taking this way too seriously. Maybe you should do what your bio says. 🤡🤡

@JakeNST Congrats!

I see a lot of Utah schools which is so cool! But there is one that I’m constantly told is better than the rest… and they are not here… interesting.

@Xirsor AI slop used and you’re acting like you did something. 🤡🤡🤡

@JakeNST 🤡 post

The brightest star in the league is a 7-foot-4 Avenger who does postgame press conferences like a philosopher, professes his love for the game whenever he can, goes all out for his teammates and talks recklessly to opponents like 97 Rodman. I mean, this is incredible.

A Chrysler 300 look like a Phantom until a Phantom pull up.

it's such small brain energy to ask me which team i'm rooting for.......i'm rooting for the game of basketball. i'm rooting for beauty and drama and for wemby to elbow sga in the neck

@Devil_Coug And then everyone stood up and clapped! This should be on the “things that never happened” page lmao.

@JakeNST I don't live in Utah and don't know anything about Utah State. I haven't really ever thought of them until they randomly started talking trash to BYU fans. However, one of my friends went to Utah State ironically. I just sent him what you said and he responded "embarrassing"

@Devil_Coug There you go again making things up and saying things no one ever said. I just said it was cool Utah schools made it and made an observation the one with the loudest fan base wasn’t there. Weird you made all that up off of what I actually said.

@JakeNST Victim? I'm VERY much enjoying this. I laughed for a solid 5 straight minutes about this. Y'all think Utah State is better because the Cavs made the playoffs. Nevermind BYU will have the #1 overall pick and a rookie that set rookie records this year... the Cavs made the playoffs