Jake DC

Headed out to a beach day in Barca

@samueladamshall I stalked Ticketmaster yesterday and scooped some up last min, just keep checken!

I decided I wanna see lady Gaga tonight. Tickets?

Economy so bad u might as well follow your dreams and see what happens

@ZachNewYork @manwelllb_ A canon event I fear

if I send you this it means I’m not tinkin #TraitorsUS

@otannheiser This is craaaazzzyyyyyyy 😭

mine’s costco sized too btw…

Why does everyone want to go to japan lets go beat my ex

Sweater weather 🥶

@jakelro Spill!

United flight currently throwing us around like a roller coaster and they STILL hop on the PA to sell their credit card 😩, ultimate commitment to the grind y’all. Get ur bag.

Friday night therapy sesh

@samueladamshall Chapter 1: The Bar

Need to write a book called, “oh the places you will sleep” to talk about my narcolepsy

Another day forced to work against my will

@otannheiser Gotta check the coin slot! 🙇🏻

@JakeNewYork sorry didn’t have any quarters

You called?

You alrite babes? 🇬🇧☺️

@ArcherArcher52 So true

@JakeNewYork “Curly haired twinks” is your heaven trust

At Heaven if anyone cares

Another night out in London

@otannheiser A manual !!! The skill!!

the vibe i bring to the function

@otannheiser I think @mitchsand6699 had a discount referral code for me I’ll check it out 🕵🏻‍♂️

@JakeNewYork i think you might have some luck on rusisianmaleorderhusband.com

brought a boy home ln, woke up to him. making me breakfast AND he cleaned my kitchen…. i think i’m in love