Jake

Unironically think I’m cooking up some of the hardest merch in the game for my Pudgy Penguin. Gonna put this brand on the map just watch 📸

@damienfarronMMA Asking the questions that matter

Would you still like Ilia Topuria if he was balding?

@FidelCacheFlow Oh my god 😂

He’s finally beginning to accelerate in his professional career, build wealth, and escape the underclass. Let’s make sure his gf gets pregnant. Make sure her TikTok algorithm shows family slop and trad moms. Good. Now show in her algo reels about the dangers of birth control. Now retarget her algo for wedding planning. More expensive. $100k and above. Perfect. Once this cooks for a couple months we deploy the homeownership algorithm. That will put him in the hole for a couple years. Let’s seem him try to break out of this one with less energy and effort in his late 30s

@Jake__Wujastyk $CSCO

Look at what is green this morning when the market is finally down big. Those are your next leaders.

@WonderbreadMMA She’s just gotta put the grappling in the bag

No shoulder extension, no planting of her feet, turns her head like a retard everytime she throws a hook Yeah Rondas striking is complete ass 🔥

@Polymarket Pour one out for daddy Powell today

JUST IN: Jerome Powell’s tenure as Fed chair ends today.

@ReeseJames24 @HappyPunch 😂😂

@JakeOnChain69 @HappyPunch He got rag dolled at the end

260-lb powerlifter Larry Wheels just crashed out after getting humbled by lightweight MMA fighters 💀 “I’m going to cry. I’m a bitch. I got bitched out.”

@Dproplem @HappyPunch They’re all so retarded

@JakeOnChain69 @HappyPunch Ya he did all the muscle heads think they can it’s funny asf lol

@YugeDickinson @Dproplem @HappyPunch 100%

@Dproplem @JakeOnChain69 @HappyPunch Wrestling low-key might be the worst sport to do jacked but not trained athletically. It sucks as it is but now imagine you got no flexibility, you have power but you burn out in seconds and you are stiff and sore from all of your lifting injuries never really physio'd them out

@Dastardly001 @WadePlem True

@JakeOnChain69 @WadePlem Punch technique starts at the feet

Ronda better grab Gina... Quickly

@Dastardly001 @WadePlem But like not even that. Every movement is spazzy and jerky and there’s a clear lack of actual fundamentals in punch technique

@JakeOnChain69 @WadePlem There's a fundamental stance difference between grappling and striking that a lot of the first Gen MMA fighters never really figured out

@Kalshi_Crypto If this passes we going vertical

JUST IN: Clarity Act markup has officially started in the Senate

@ImAntCalabrese I respect it and am in full agreement

@JakeOnChain69 Vehement substance hater here personally Skill issue

I wish fitness community wasn’t so overrun with supplements and things that are anti-fitness Easily my biggest real hobby and passion outside of being a salesperson Everyone is running something though No point in even entertaining it really Quite a shame in my opinion

@ImAntCalabrese Agreed. It’s so soft. And those people who cut corners will do it everywhere else in their lives too

@JakeOnChain69 Its just soft imo Like you’re telling me you can’t get in shape naturally as a man? Sus

@Tomasdearc @WadePlem It’s truly crazy

@JakeOnChain69 @WadePlem She still doesn’t know how to throw a punch properly and her footwork and movement is horrible.

@TheBTCTherapist People gon find out soon

CLARITY ACT TODAY. NOTHING IS PRICED IN.

$CSCO $119

Just put the grappling in the bag lil bro